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Kill it Before it Lays Eggs

A common response to something so horrible, annoying, disgusting, and/or crazy that it needs to be killed before it makes more of itself, hence "lays eggs."
*watches "E.T. (Cover) Katy Perry..." on YouTube*
KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!
by DameonDice September 18, 2012
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Eggbog

A word for an Xbox 360, usually used by insane little kids who are overly obsessed with video games.
"I wanna play eggbog!!"
by seed4199 December 19, 2009
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poaching eggs

When a male is in a jacuzzi bath tub or hot tub and he masturbates or is masturbated to completion.
Josh went to the strip club and when he got home his wife caught him poaching eggs in their master bath.
by Johnny Burk May 4, 2018
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Swamp Eggs

An unhealthy defication consisting of both liquid and solid fecal matter.
After a night of heavy drinking, an individual may birth egg-shaped pieces of feces with an excessive amount of broth.

(I apologize for the odor, I just performed swamp eggs)
by The_Administrator January 14, 2011
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eggs Tyrone

A hot breakfast dish created in Southern California, consisting of cheese and eggs. A specialty of chef Tyrone, hence the name eggs Tyrone. Chef Tyrone guest stars in an episode of Workaholics and, unbeknownst to the gang, prepares the dish for them the morning after a huge party, popularizing it among fans of the show. The gang kicks Tyrone out and he calls them "cold blooded," citing that they "change overnight."
"Now I KNOW your bellies are ready for some of this eggs Tyrone! It's off the CHAIN, baby! You ready to fill dem' stomachs with sum' hot cheese n' eggs?" - Tyrone during his guest appearance on Workaholics
by thadefinah July 13, 2012
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eggo rofls

1. delicious batter based toaster giggles. great with maple syrup or jelly or jam.

2. what you say when you see a lol cat.

3. what you say when you see a funny lol cat.
"Hey gentleman! What is the crap with this? EGGO ROFLS!"

"LOLZZZZ EGGO ROFLS MY FRIENDSTER!"

"I laugh here to my eggo rofls."

"bummmer ! eggo rofls are frozen!"
by Dabbo May 18, 2008
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No one wants those eggs

A polite way to say "nobody wants to have sex/kids with her."

Eggs is implied to mean future children.
"Yo Bob, think Betty will ever have kids?"

"Nah bro, no one wants those eggs."
by Magzillas January 28, 2010
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