eat a sandwich

A phrase yelled by a jealous fat woman at a thinner more attractive woman, perhaps hoping that the thin woman will gain weight too and stop attracting men.

Big Bertha: Hey stick insect! You think you're so hot, in that little skirt? Eat a sandwich!

by Medicine Show May 23, 2011

Eat a Frank

a slang term used often to mean "suck a dick".

Chem Teacher," and here we have-"
Kid,"EAT A FRANK"
Chem Teacher,"an ionic bond, not a frank"

by woof-woof-woof-nyan? December 21, 2012

I will eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from.

A term used to describe an incredibly beautiful woman with a perfectly shaped butt.

Dude, she's so fine I will eat a mile of her shit to see where it came from.

by johnny hotsville August 21, 2009

eat a cow

when someone is really angry they say “eat a cow” to show that they are so angry that they could eat a whole cow

im so mad at Anthoney that i could eat a cow like why the fuck he be correcting me all the time.

by sydney Judd March 12, 2019

Eat a rag

A silly insult used for minor annoyances and should only be used in appropriate circumstances. the phrase was first used on Nickelodeon’s victorious

Andre:you know what this freindship is over
Beck: eat a rag
Andre:you eat 2 rags!!!

by Bobby saggy 69x420 January 15, 2020

Eat a brick

equivalent to saying what your saying is nonsense. gonna get real meta when people start carrying around bricks and shoving them up your loud mouth.

oh, please eat a brick, ill even put ketchup on it!

by Snowtree October 9, 2020

I could eat a knob at night

Said first by Karl Pilkington- a fantastic idiot with a head like an orange- in conversation on The Ricky Gervais Show podcast about 'I'm a celebrity get me out of here' and a celebrity eating a kangaroo penis.

Ricky: "So what're you saying??"
Karl: "I'm saying...I could eat a knob at night."

by Auntie Nora November 16, 2007