dork-com boom

A movement started around 2015 when lots of companies herded towards "becoming a tech company", driven primarily by the fear of loosing out.

Dork-com companies are those who lost sight of their core business and shed their best people to embrace a new "digital business" that never took off.

These companies will subsequently be seen in the same light as Y2K, the Kool Kardashain Kard and selfie sticks.

Good new, our largest competitor joined the dork-com boom!

by cre8destiny October 12, 2018

Dorkasaurus

An akward non social being often compared to a nerd, geek, dweeb, or a zip disk, also looks like a dinosaur or eats like one. Also considered a loner but in reality he could hang in any dinosaur or nerd crowd going unnoticed for up to 2 hours.

Boy 1: Dave your such a dorkasauras!

Dave: I'm sorry I am not up to your standards but dorkasaurus is hardly an insult at all.

Boy 2: I wish I was a dorkasaurus!!

Dave: Sit down, you'll never be that cool!

Boy 1: I don't get it...

by Dbrody February 7, 2010

Dork

a person in which is both academically inclined and fans over things, also is silly and clumsy.

"gosh they are dorks".

by lilypad1207cupcake January 8, 2016

bamf dork

1. a person who is so dorky that their a bad-ass in their own way

Dude, even though throwing cards is kind of dorky, you're pretty much a bamf dork at it.

by millernm November 25, 2010

doorknob question

Those are the dreaded words that doctors hear as they place their hands on the doorknob to leave the treatment room at what they think is the end of the patient encounter. The patient then tells the real reason that they scheduled their visit. This phenomenon frequently is the culprit that disrupts the doctor's schedule for the rest of the day.

Kayla turns back for what doctors know as the "doorknob question", or the embarrassing symptom turnaround.

by bobene November 14, 2011

dorkboy

Any guy who possesses the traits of a dork to such a high degree that it is his defining characteristic.

I tripped over my own feet! I feel like such a dorkboy!!!

by Tim L. April 24, 2004

Dorkgasm

See nerdgasm

To over-react to something nerdy; a video game release, a new movie with a hot female celebrity envolved, etc.

"That Ninentdo Wii thing really started a dorkgasm on the Vestibule."

P1"Dude, that girl is sooooo hot. I can't wait to see Scary Movie 4!"
P2"Have a dorkgasm over it at your own house!"

by Torgo Rouzdouer May 9, 2006