Duvet Sequestration

Similar to Geo Sequestration - the process where carbon dioxide from industry is pumped underground to avoid noxious greenhouse gases from hitting the atmosphere.

Duvet Sequestration applies this to lying in bed with your partner after a big night on the chilli, beans and beer - and parking a few cheeky ones under the duvet.

As with Geo Sequestration, it is essential that the seal is not broken, as noxious gases will escape.
Guy: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP !!! (terrible, threatening fart that can only end in tears)

Her: OMG that is gonna stink so bad. How can you do that to me? How can you even do that after spending 2hrs in the toilet?! I want a divorce!

Guy: Relax baby - I used Duvet Sequestration. No noxious gases can escape. We're safe. It's all good. Look - there's Bambi over there..,

Her: oh cute - wait where? I can't see her (rustles in bed)

Guy: OMG don't move, you're breaking the seal!!!
by penske_file May 28, 2014
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Double Duvet

When your partner kicks their half of the duvet over you, so you are then covered over by a double layer of duvet.
I got no sleep last night because of the heat, as my girlfriend double duvet’d me
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dick duvet

My wife stole the duvet, my rabbi stole my dick duvet!
by Ian Chode July 12, 2004
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Crap Duvet

A band from Northern California formed by Shooter and Baggage Claim in early 2005.
Man, I frikkin' love Crap Duvet.
by John Dudek June 26, 2005
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Duvet Diver

A person who dives into a pile of duvets because they are excited about having a sleepover.
I was so excited about this sleepover, I am such a duvet diver!
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Duvet Assault Course

Before marrying her husband, Lindsay was clearly in some sort of Duvet Assault Course.
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Like two boys fighting under a duvet
Did you see the size of Jess’s ass, when she walks it moves like two boys fighting under a duvet
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