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Dustafarians

This is the weirdest shit ever! The word came to fame at the rise of the Alcor Life-Extension Foundation at the mid-90s.
Famous, rich people (Ted Williams the baseball player?), led the craze and others just followed lead now they are called 'Alcorians' as a collective noun to refer to this emerging class of 'cryonauts': the cryogenically-suspensed Alcor 'residents', who vary from cryo-sleeping 'corpsicles' frozen in 'dewars', filled with cryoprotectants alongside their friends and families (or the 'context'!), in a 'patient' care bay connected 24/7/365 to 'crackphones' that moniter fissures in their bodies all the time including special 'respirocycles' (artificial O2-breathing bloodcells pumped into their bodies at a regular basis!) and going through their first life-cycle (second re-freeze 'matrix' that replaces 60% of the water inside to turn their tissues into a glass-like liquidform)... and those who believe that one day science can be able to clone their bodies from 'neuropreserved' genetic material and who wish to be 'cephalically-isolated' (called 'neuros' in the jargon of Alcorians that use this neuroengineering technology occasionally) until 'reanimated'... to those who wish to be frozen while still alive in a process called 'vistasis'!

This 'utopian biotechnology' (also called 'paradise engineering'), has created an 'enhancement divide' between those 'terraformers' (unpreserved humans!) and the transhumanists who aspire for what they call 'morphological freedom' in these stainless steel vats.
We are face-to-face with this new 'biological fundamentalism' of 'self-evolution' that refer derogatorily to us Dustafarians by such Alcorians and Extropians as mere humans (mehums), or 'humies'!
The arties (AIs) in the future will look at us Dustafarians and laugh: they were the cryonicit's mad dream, but now they are the immortal enhants, RoboSapiens, the homorphs (human morphs), the neomorphs, ultra-humans, pseudohumans, the transhumans, the post-humans... the exes who 'transed' from mere flesh ,to the 'technorapture'.

One day, machines will overcome humans and enslave them in what scientists pre-describe as the point of 'Singualrity' or artificial emergence! (This really has already happened only in silico: 'network emergence' of Internet-based AI).
by hammer---;, hytham April 23, 2007
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Dustahn

6 inch pp.Ruler of the world professional rizzler. He counted to infinity 3 times.God did not create him he created God.WWII started because they tried to kill him.The definition of gigs had is Dustahn. The. Bubonic plague left because it was scared of him. He signed the Declaration of Independence.He is the reason Waldo is hiding.He is homies with Jesus his IQ is the same as is body count. Infinite he is simply just a god among men if you ask him for 5 bucks he will give you 5000 bucks. If someone stole your girl it was prob him. He’s the guy that recited the bible in Japanese without breathing.He’s so strong he made an Atheist pray to god.He turned a Lesbian straight. His tears cure all diseases to bad he does not cry.
Hey Dustahn can I have 5 bucks here’s 5000
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Dustmo

A fantastic combination of goth with that little touch of emo to make one totally awesome. Usually accented with tight, black tee shirts with either bands, or extremely graphic messages on them. Hair must perform a job two-fold; One must be able to be straightened to cover one's eyes on occasion, or two, be able to stuffed under a hat, similar to a beret, and spiked to look amazing.
Another must of Dustmo is the dustmo belt. It is worn on only the right hip, hanging loosely a single belt loop. A short fuse and impromptu shouting matches are also common.
A: "That kid is so Dustmo."
B: "I know, check that shirt. He'd end us."
A: "Yeah. I wish I was that cool."
B: "Don't we all?"
by Dustin Splinter September 18, 2008
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Distamption

Screwing up everything you come into contact with. Unable to do anything correctly. Useless.
Fess' attempt to get Ginger was an act of total distamption.
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Dustance

Often used instead of "distance".A person diagnosed with a general lack of spelling/coodination with a keyboard. People that use this word are looked down upon in society, and usually seen fashioning large front teeth.
thats a fair dustance away
by sup8234eu8 December 31, 2011
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dustaep

dustaep, know as marco, is the most TALENTED and most underrated editor ever on tiktok.
dustaep is the best editor ever !!! “of course!”
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