Derpies

Derpies is an increasingly prevalent socially-transmitted disease that impairs mental function in afflicted individuals. Derpies has become as common as one-in-two individuals on average in the world's population. The level of concentration of affected individuals increases the risk of exposure and transmission exponentially. Despite this fact, rural areas appear equally affected as urban areas. Cooperative vigilance and increased awareness are strongly advised as the only effective deterrents to the spread of this illness.

Symptoms of Derpies include:

Decline in common sense
Impairment of motor functions
Reduction in observational skills
Appreciation of reality television
Pattern of poor decisionmaking
Increased laugh response
Reckless driving and parking
Misuse of commonly used words
Distortion of spacial reasoning
Excessive quasi-aggressive
physical contact

If four or more of the listed symptoms apply to you, a friend or a loved one, Derpies may have already taken root in your social environment. Unlike its permanent, sexually-transmitted
cousin; Herpes, the non-permanent Derpies is potentially deadly. It is important for affected individuals to seek academic assistance immediately to mitigate Derpies-associated
risks to your social well-being.

Bob: "John has been acting ridiculously. He likes stupid things and laughs all the time."
Alice: "He has been hanging out with Frat boys."
Bob: "He has been watching the Jersey Shore reruns."
Alice: "We need to have an talk with him. I think that he has Derpies. And, I don't want to get it to."

by PacketLost August 6, 2015

Derpies

A disease (perhaps contagious) symptomized by using continuous "derp" actions.

"Man, I think Micheal has derpies."
"I know a few people who certainly have derpies."

by Lsh14 April 27, 2010

Durrie.

Australian term for cigarette.

sometimes spelt with a y instead of an ie.

The term durrie is generally used by people in the Australian Defence force.

'Hey man, got a durrie.?'

by Kiewwa54 November 4, 2008

Durrietta

A female bogan who enjoys smoking too much,

Another name for a Cigarette

forrr bazza, check out the durrietta over there

by xJezzx May 17, 2006

dumpie

a phat ass, dumptruck ass, dad ass, double cheeked up on a monday afternoon.

Yooo did you see dom’s dad? he has a PHAT dumpie.

Because of genetics i inherited my dads dumpie.

Chad Kroeger has a huuuuuge dumpie.

THE GOOD, THE BAD, THE DUMPIE

by Syrupfreak October 26, 2020

Durries

Same as jamesbrown says; but extremely commonly used in NSW, especially Newcastle and Sydney.

"You got a spare durrie I could have?"
"Let's buy a pack of durries."

by Diego July 8, 2003

Slurpee Durpee

To perform fellatio, i.e. suck dick.

Let me slurpee durpee you.

I wish I could slurpee durpee myself.

I bet they're doing slurpee durpee over there.

by SlurpeeDurpeeKing November 29, 2012