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drunk giraffe

A dance executed by fully extending the arms above their head and shaking them side to side.

Popularized by Matt Smith in the popular television series, Doctor Who.
"You gotta be the drunk giraffe! You gotta commit! Cool is not cool!"
-the 11th Doctor
by FifteenthDoctor December 31, 2013
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DrunkBear

DrunkBear resides in Antwerpen, Belgium (aka BANTWERP!) and is a thoroughly nocturnal animal. As the name suggests, he loves to drink heavily and regularly, and has the distinction of being chunder free.

DrunkBear is characterised by a complete personality change after consuming alcohol: he becomes highly sociable, a crazy dancer and fantastically uninhibited.

DrunkBear also begins to share some of his personal feelings (that are usually locked in the deepest darkest recesses of his mind) while inebriated and even dares to make (as yet unfulfilled) promises.

DrunkBear’s favourite drinks include Kwak, Konig, Jaegerbombs and Duval, but any old beer or spirit will do when DrunkBear’s out on the town. Less preferred beers are Timmermans and Stella, the latter because DrunkBear already likes to beat women and so doesn’t want to become even more of a misogynist.

Oddly enough, DrunkBear, even after ten pints, is still not inclined to wear a pink tutu or to dance for prolonged periods with certain people, but his lackadaisical behaviour more than makes up for this.

All in all, DrunkBear is the typical British LAD, and reaches astronomically high levels of banter and pars harder than even Tempz himself.
There was StealBear, and BrowneBear, and WarBear, and KillBear, and DrunkBear…

Person 1: “DrunkBear, do you want another pint?”
DrunkBear: “No, I’d like another six please!”
by KillB November 7, 2011
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drunkicidal

A term most commonly used in the psychiatric setting to deescribe a person who makes suicidal threats or statements while intoxicated. These people rarely endorse suicidal ideations or actions while sober, and generally only become suicidal when drunk.
"Hey, are we going to discharge Mike today?"

"Sure, he'll be going home at three."

"Didn't he threaten to kill himself?"

"Yeah, but he was just drunkicidal. He's fine now."
by WMaximus March 27, 2013
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pussy drunk

enjoying giving a woman oral so much it puts you in a state of euphoria.
"She made him pussy drunk; he couldn't stop eating her out."
by purplepotatoes2463 February 22, 2023
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Drunkle

That drunk uncle everybody has who always gets hammered at family events. Usually this individual will puke, cause a fight or both and is estimated to have a short life expectancy.
I love hanging out with my Drunkle because he buys me booze.
by Wordwerth October 10, 2008
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Drunk Cig

A cigarette smoked while intoxicated. They don't count.
I've only ever smoked drunk cigs, so I tell people I've never smoked.
by taxidermymonkey October 3, 2022
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drunk shimoda

Any character or actor in a show or movie that does something which unintentionally draw attention or causes the viewer to laugh. The drunk shimoda is often a minor character or extra.

The term comes from a Star Trek review podcast and is an award given out at the end of each episode.
So Ben have you found any drunk shimodas?

My drunk shimoda goes to...
by Criticalstink June 4, 2017
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