drumpf

A deformed penis.

"When Donald pulled down his pants, I couldn't help but laugh at his drumpf!"

by Diseastrous August 19, 2016

Drumpf

(Verb) yelling louder and longer than anyone else who is speaking with the (mistaken) idea that bullying dissenters into silence is the same as being right.

Did you hear Donald drumpfing during the debates?

Does he realize that smart voters are ignoring him?

by I'mBuzzLightyear May 19, 2016

Donald Drumpf

Donald Trump's real name.

Donald Drumpf: Covfefe
Everyone else: Excuse me what the fuck?

See below a picture of Donald Drumpf dancing.

by Inquisitive Walnut July 30, 2019

Drumpf

Donald Trump's last name before it was changed. Usually either used by normies who actually think it's funny or far lefties who use it unironically.

Example one:
Bob: Le Drumpf XDDDDDDD
John: Back to 9gag you go.

Example 2:
Sally: You voted for Trump? Well I just used a 15th century pronunciation of his name. Now what?

by NooseyGoosey April 19, 2018

drumpf

The itch you get around your butthole, when you don't wipe well enough. AKA trump

Sorry I'm so fidgety. I have a nasty case of drumpf.

by bonum_ceti August 18, 2016

Drumpf

Something annoying liberals say when they think Donald J Trump is about to suffer the consequences of his own actions

CNN drone: "Donald Trump disrespected another veteran today..."
Liberal: "TAHT'S IT! DRUMPF is totally done now"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

Drumpf

A massive dump that runs for President.

I took a giant Drumpf, and now it's stinking up the caucus.

by Dr. Mr. Baby August 18, 2016