End Dried

Gay Term for getting your end Wet.

That guy last night got my end dried.

by Carman Kenny February 25, 2011

Sun dried tomato

dried vagina that gives the impression of sun dried fruit.

Did you see that sun dried tomato on hope solo?

by Inspectoruno August 5, 2015

Dried Masturbation

When someone or something masterbates with their clothes on. People usually do this in public, while nobody is paying attention to them.

Mike: That guy sitting at the back of the gym had some Dried Masturbation while he was sitting there looking at the girls big booty.

Jake: I know, right?

Mike: Yeah, haha.

by Jumbo Jumba June 4, 2009

dried cum

The stuff that makes your dick stick to your boxers after you have sex. Can be prevented by wiping her sex clouds off your cock before getting dressed.

I went to go piss and had to peel my dick from my boxers. Dried cum is like crazy glue! Should've wiped my junk off after fucking that chick!

by Scarface 2-11 September 1, 2016

dried roast beef

Dried out, rotten vagina, many like the ones of slutty people.

Eww man shes dried roast beef

by Lester October 29, 2003

dried noodles

A dry version of noodles

Ted: "Should I put some water in these dried noodles"
Vie: "yeah, sure"

by Altyen December 18, 2018

Dried Sullivan

Someone with squinty eyes and a very crusty appearance.

When Jason finally awoke and walked into the kitchen, Paul couldn't help but notice that he had one heckuvva dried Sullivan. Jason squinted and crust popped off of his face in all directions. "God, I'm so crusted" said Jason. "I can see that," said Paul, removing several crispy flakes from his waffles. "You have quite a remarkable dried Sullivan."

by Bover January 3, 2010