scratch dresser

A person who shows up at the golf course dressed like a pro but playes like a total woodchopper.

I thought my partner in the scramble was going to help but he was just a scratch dresser.

by sonic68 March 10, 2009

top of the pile dresser

One who wears the same 5 or so outfits every week due to just taking the clothes that are at the top of the pile after being washed and folded.

Girl 1: He wears the same clothes every week!
Girl 2: Yeah, he's a top of the pile dresser.

by greenmtnght August 4, 2009

mood dresser

Someone who dresses according to their moods,dresses in dark clothes when depressed or sad, dresses in bright clothes when happy or excited.

"Oooh.... That chick is totally a mood dresser. Yesterday she was wearing orange, today she's wearing puple and she looks pretty sad."

by pemoth December 10, 2008

the hair dresser

During sex, right before the mail climaxes, he turns his partner over on her stomach, places his knees on her arms so she can't move, and ejaculates in her hair.

So i was with my girl last night and i did the hair dresser. She got real pissed. I guess that stuff's hard to get out...

by Babba O'Reilley March 6, 2011

dresser

when you get your dick stuck in your zipper

I hope i never have to deal with the pain of a dresser.

by cluster fuck rainbow fish March 17, 2009

Drowser

Any kind of medicine that induces drowsiness. Usually cold or allergy medicine.

Man, I took some drowsers last night for my cold and they knocked my ass out.

by Secsidar December 15, 2018

Ralph the Night Hair Dresser

A mystical type creature (kind of like the tooth fairy) who messes up your hair while you sleep. Which is why we all wake up with goofy looking hair in the morning.

"Ralph the Night Hair Dresser really did a number on my head!"

by hollisterhottie101 March 24, 2010