douchebattic

Another form of douchebag. What is used as a feminine hygeine product can also be used as a derogatory term. Also see douchebag

That kid's face is douchebattic.
My lab partner is douchebattic.
Will Holmes is douchebattic.

by An emosexual July 21, 2008

Douchetasticness

The ability to be a fantastic fat douche. To be judged on your amount of douche.

People in future generations will remember your douchetasticness.

by douchetasticness September 15, 2009

doucheticle

A douchebag that thinks with his penis/testicles.

A doucheticle trolls girls Facebook pages to hit on them (used to take place on MySpace but still true for dating sites)

by madd cracka October 12, 2011

douchemac

that guy that decides to scare you as a joke and dies first in horror movies.

-Wow, I think we all knew that Adam Levine was going to be the douchemac of the new season of American Horror Story.

by maslugosi October 21, 2012

Douchecation

Forced travel; a trip away from home that you wouuld prefer get canceled.

Steve: "You want to go to the Yankee game with me on Friday?"
Dave: "I wish I could except my girlfriend is a bridesmaid in her cousin's wedding in Poughkeepsie so I need to go on some douchecation."
Steve: "Sounds totally lame, pusswhip"

by Marvey K. Gambino May 5, 2013

Douchebastic

A cross between Douchebag and Spastic

Dude, what he said was foul and uncalled for...straight up douchebastic

by Shackdriver February 10, 2020

doucheletics

a class with only douche bags in it

guy 1: hey man what class you going to?
guy 2: i got doucheletics next

by aakasd420 October 15, 2010