douchefilter

A method to block douchebags from communicating with you.

I applied the douchefilter to my phone, now the ex wife can't call me.

by Loags December 9, 2010

douchemiester

a guy that is a complete asshole but thinks he is hot shit and gods gift to woman when in all reality everyone see right thru him and hates him

woow hes such a douchemiester, he asked me out and made it seem like it was my loss after i rejected him

by yourworstnightmare87 June 5, 2011

doucheiest

The fact of being the epitome of a douche, douchey, or a douchebag.

That guy is so douchey, a real D-bag. No, he is the doucheiest guy I’ve ever met!

by Bob D. Bomb March 30, 2015

douchefinagle

v.douche·fi·na·gled, douche·fi·na·gling, douche·fi·na·gles
To use deceitful, crafty methods to enact in another feelings of annoyance, anger, and vexation, often causing resentment.

n. One who douchefinagles.

"Jesus, that faggot Sean won't stop touching my package."
"Yea, what a douchefinagle."

by Will March 20, 2005

Douchefire

Noun. When a person is caught in between two douchebags having a back and forth conversation.

John got caught in some serious Douchefire at the bar tonight.

by Jim the Sasquatch October 29, 2015

douchefight

Simple as a fight between two douchebag.

- Did you see that douchefight yesterday?
- Yeah, it was a draw, both of them knocked out after seeing their reflection in their opponent eyes.

by Awesom-o February 16, 2008

douchefecta

a docuhe that has 3 things or more that make him a douche.

a guy who has a harley motorcycle, tight shirt and poped-collar total douchefecta

by non-douchefecta April 24, 2010