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douchebaggery

1. The act of behaving like a douchebag.
2. Sensless behaviour
see:
ballyhoo
tomfoolery
Please refrain from discussing your BMW or IPod any further and end this douchebaggery.
by Senor Pibb August 16, 2004
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douchebagel

1. A supreme douchebag, unmatched in his ability to act like a moron and shame the human species.
2. The word douchebag with an "el" added to it for comical purposes.
John: Wow, you're a fucking douchebagel. You smell pretty bad too.
Douchebagel: Yeah, I know. I'm going to eat a tub of shit now...want to watch?
John: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!
by Xer0Syk0 September 26, 2006
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douchebaggin

(v) The art of being/acting like a douche bag.
(Adj) Lame, unexciting, prohibiting.
1) God I hate Ted! Look at him douchebaggin around the block like he owns it! Hey Ted! Quit all the douchebaggin!

2) This day is douchebaggin, I think I might off myself or something.
by Nick Lowers February 5, 2008
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Chronic Necrotizing Douchebaggery

When someone suffers from a state of douchebaggery so high that they suck the life right out of the room when they walk in. They constantly feel the need to be a d bag no matter what the scenario. This person probably wears a lot of plaid and frequently hangs at Dorrians bar.
That guy suffers from Chronic Necrotizing Douchebaggery! Quick, order a douchectomy, stat.
by t. tease January 25, 2013
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douchebaggedness

the qualities of being a douche bag; the actions showing that one is a total douche bag
"... yeah, which just seems to add to his douchebaggedness."
by raineanjel16 February 2, 2009
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Douchebaggesaurus

A douchebag so big that he belongs in the jurrasic period... as well as extinct.
That firefighter thinks hes hot shi*t but he's really a Fugly Douchebaggesaurus.
by Ccie January 15, 2012
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Douchebaggitry

The act, or process, of being a douchebag. Similar to shenanigans.
My friends and I went out last night and french-toasted this guy's car, and engaged in other such douchebaggitry
by Hodge329 November 1, 2008
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