A sub genre of alternative music played by such artists/bands as John Mayer, Jack Johnson, Dave Matthews and many more. The music makes you feel like an edd hardy wearing, fake tanned, sunglasses at night wearing douchebag. Douchecoustic music is mainly centered around at least one guitar. A true douchecoustic fan only gives the initials of a douchecoustic artist such as DMB for dave matthews band.
Man 1: Whats your favorite type of music bra?
Bra: I like chilling to some douchecoustic while i light up.
Man 1: You get JM's new album?
Man 2: Na, I dont like douchecoustic music.
Bra: I like chilling to some douchecoustic while i light up.
Man 1: You get JM's new album?
Man 2: Na, I dont like douchecoustic music.
by bigpapa13 November 17, 2009
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1. Used by Jon Stewart to refer to Joe Scarborough during his interview with Jim Cramer.
see: Joe Scarborough
see: Joe Scarborough
by Don Barno June 3, 2009
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by SurlyCowMilker February 4, 2010
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Alex - "Rauli you dick, you're such a douche you might as well be the God damn Pacific Douchean"
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by Dalthran November 24, 2011
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by wishshedidntknowanydouchecanoe November 20, 2010
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Bradley Cooper has perfected the doucheboat role in Wedding Crashers, He’s Just Not That Into You, and The Hangover, but when it comes to TV, Josh Hopkins’ work on Cougar Town and Brothers & Sisters is the gold standard.
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