slaunch donkey

Biggest bass you'll ever done see.

Wow, I was at the lake and I caught this slaunch donkey

by The slaunch April 7, 2017

donkey sun

Definition: The bright shining sun on a cloudless, freezing sub-zero winter day.

This is an old Persian proverb that doesn't translate well into English. Essentially, in winter, just because it's bright and sunny out don't assume, it's warm. If you don't dress appropriately, you might feel like or look like an ass. Donkey Sun!

I looked outside, the Sun was shining and not a cloud in the sky so I just wore my hoodie and jeans to the football game. I froze my dick off all day long. Man I feel like an ass hole for not dressing properly. The Donkey Sun got me .

by Well Dunne April 27, 2020

Mexican spit donkey

The act of removing one's throbbing cock from the asshole of their significant other immediately after donkey punching them and proceeding to hack a fat loogy into their gaped asshole.

Richard and I got home after a long performed at Mexican spit donkey all night long.

by There German Cat April 28, 2015

dooney and bourke

The best designer of purses ever.

I just bought this Dooney & Bourke purse yesterday at South Coast Plaza.

by Lauren April 2, 2005

tar donkey

the child had between a mexican and black person

did you see the beautiful tar donkey Carlos and Tanaysha had?

by road walker May 6, 2022

Donkey-brained

A term coined by the great Charlie Kelly meaning someone who possesses inferior intelligence and a lack of common sense, similar to a donkey, or activity that would suggest such.

Dennis eating cereal while driving was completely Donkey-brained.

by TurkTurkleton June 6, 2013

donkey rule

The donkey rule states that if you ask five people something and they all give you the same answer, you know the statement is true.

I asked five people if fast food is bad for you using the donkey rule and everyone said absolutely!

by PWS27 April 25, 2017