A very large poker tournament, mostly full of shitty players, aka donks. They are hard to win because these shitty ass players seem to always get lucky.
by the christ November 20, 2007
Get the donkaments mug.An ‘ebonic’ expression for an extremely curvaceous female behind. Women who possess this feature usually have a small waist that violently explodes into round and juicy posterior (e.g., 34c, 24, 38). Other characteristics would be moderately wide hips and a large amount of booty cleavage (i.e, depth of butt-crack).
by HG ColdDawg July 22, 2004
Get the ba-donka-donk mug.1. A mildly attractive co-worker that walks like she has a stick up her ass.
2. Hot chicks that get a job in a slow paced environment(IE: call centers) and gradually become thick in the Ass.
2. Hot chicks that get a job in a slow paced environment(IE: call centers) and gradually become thick in the Ass.
- "Dude, She is actually donkalisious....Heeeeehaaawww"
- "I remember when she first started here, she was sooo hot and now shes just donkalisious"
- "I remember when she first started here, she was sooo hot and now shes just donkalisious"
by donkalisious1 February 20, 2009
Get the donkalisious mug.Noun. Don-ka-looch
1. Overgrown Jewish man. A donkalouch can typically be identified by one or a combination of the following characteristics: awkward dance movements, attracts swamp girls no better than a 6, hits golf balls backwards, easily confused with Godzilla, bald, pale complexion, always 'forgets their wallet'. A donkalouch is indigenous to Northern New Jersey and only comes out at night when it's time to hunt, feed and mate. The donkalouch's mating call consists of yelling 'lets go' and tossing napkins in the air.
1. Overgrown Jewish man. A donkalouch can typically be identified by one or a combination of the following characteristics: awkward dance movements, attracts swamp girls no better than a 6, hits golf balls backwards, easily confused with Godzilla, bald, pale complexion, always 'forgets their wallet'. A donkalouch is indigenous to Northern New Jersey and only comes out at night when it's time to hunt, feed and mate. The donkalouch's mating call consists of yelling 'lets go' and tossing napkins in the air.
by IGTBTK December 22, 2012
Get the Donkalouch mug.Huge, almost comically huge penis. Only the manliest of men have this. A penis so large that would cause the destruction of anything it comes across. Word is used as praise and worship.
by benchwarmer1 September 15, 2020
Get the Donka Dicc mug.My husband, yjh husband, my daddy, Kim dokja is the most beautiful man I have ever seen he might be real but he got more bitches than me and I’m one of them, he’s a great father, he’s also a great friend, companion etc.
This man is a 28 year old guy who read a novel for 10+ years and after the novel he was reading ended.When he was bored, he kickstarted the apocalypse. Kim dokja has many companions who want to lock him up so he doesn’t end up killing himself once more, funny thing is how he met the love of his life was by being thrown into a ocean with sea monsters. Kim dokja is an omega, he is the most important thing to me I have only survived because I haven’t killed myself. Kim dokja is the only thing keeping me alive right now, he is a work of art.
I could go on and on about this non-existent man but I have to finish reading the novel. Kim dokja is my life
I love him so much
This man is a 28 year old guy who read a novel for 10+ years and after the novel he was reading ended.When he was bored, he kickstarted the apocalypse. Kim dokja has many companions who want to lock him up so he doesn’t end up killing himself once more, funny thing is how he met the love of his life was by being thrown into a ocean with sea monsters. Kim dokja is an omega, he is the most important thing to me I have only survived because I haven’t killed myself. Kim dokja is the only thing keeping me alive right now, he is a work of art.
I could go on and on about this non-existent man but I have to finish reading the novel. Kim dokja is my life
I love him so much
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