/dôɡˈwädər/

noun
1.
Water you would give to a dog. You wouldn't give that expensive bottle of smart water to a dog; maybe if it was really hot and you'd been out for a while. What kind of water would you give to a dog? Dogwater

Adjective

1.
A person who is dogwater.

"You play Binding of Isaac on easy mode because you're fucking DOGWATER"

"Hmm, I have a 50% handicap and I'm still 2 stocking you, because you're dogwater."

"You think I haven't seen that video/meme? That's old shit. You know why you only show me old shit? Because you are D O G water"

Dogwater by Thedogwater May 28, 2021

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dishwater diarrhea

When you fake having diarrhea after dinner to get out of doing the dishes.

Eileen told Norm she had dishwater diarrhea after dinner to get out of doing the dishes.

dishwater diarrhea by Senor Bunluv June 1, 2021

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Dishwater fuck

The act of pushing a persons head under the water as they are standing at the sink washing dishes, then proceeding to ass fuck them until they stop blowing bubbles, at which point you nut. Used to mean you really dislike someone you find truly fuckable - example AOC

Donnie - “I can’t stand that bitch!”
Ronnie - “Me neither, but she is hot AF.”
Donnie - “I know! I’d love to dishwater fuck her.”
Ronnie - “Amen brother.”

Dishwater fuck by Ola D the OG January 2, 2022

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Dogwater

A slang kids use, This term Is mainly used by Fortnite kids, attention seekers, 9 year olds, virgins, humans who are stuck in 2021. Dog water means trash thought if someone uses this word on you they are probably the trash one,

Ethan: mom I need 10 thousand vbucks

Ethan mom: sorry honey, I bought you 100 thousand vbucks yesterday for taking a shower in rain, and besides I am in major debt, lost my job, and can barley afford the bills,

Ethan: your fucking dogwater mom,

Ethan mom: how dare you said that this is why your dad left us

Dogwater by Russians I got February 5, 2022

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