dogwater

precum or pre-ejaculate

coitus interruptus is not a good method of birth control because of dogwater.

by wizzydoc June 7, 2007

dogwater

Semen that lacks viscosity, as a result of a less than sufficient amount of refractory time from the last ejaculation, causing the ejaculate to resemble the murky water that has sat in a dog's bowl too long.
Known south of the border as "El Agua De Pero"

As a result of their non stop passionate lovemaking, he had been shooting nothing but "dogwater" all night.

by dogh2o December 31, 2011

Dogster

The day that the Christ-pup was raised from the dead, three days after being euthanized by Los Angeles County.

The Dog christers celebrate the holiest day of the year on Dogster Wednesday.

by Galeazzo Ciano May 19, 2018

doormaster

that really nice kid that always leaves the door open for people entering and exiting a room

john christopher: omg penisboy83 is the best doormaster since jerry lee lewis
bob tucker: i agree johnathan, we all do

by iBenqal February 24, 2022

YOUR DOGWATER

What sweaty gamers say when they lose

Bro YOUR DOGWATER

by BUUTCHEACKER October 6, 2021

Dogfister

A person that commits the act of fisting a dog.

Marcus: "Ed what are you doing! you have your fist up my dog!"

Ed: "I'm dog fisting Marcus, it feels so right and warm, like a glove."

Ed: "I'm a dogfister marcus, a dogfister."

by Marcus Steele May 8, 2008

doncaster

A mecca for Chavs. In the warm seasons July - September you will find Chav scum making the hefty pilgrimage from surrounding areas such as Hull to beg for cigarettes in the wold famous 'Frenchgate' centre.... Also the birth place of the Sovereign ring.

You car was stolen by a 'Donny' Doncaster Chav.

by CatPirate July 14, 2006