The difficulty choosing whether to finish your last line of speed, or keep it for a later time at the party.
Usually involves a fear of sadness of having no amphetamine left.
Usually involves a fear of sadness of having no amphetamine left.
Man: Are you going to finish your last line of speed?
Woman: I don't know, I'm in an amphetamine dilemma
Woman: I don't know, I'm in an amphetamine dilemma
by Spaghetamine Regretamine January 9, 2017
Get the Amphetamine Dilemma mug.The dilemma in which a stoner finds him or herself having to choose between staying reclined/lying/sitting comfortably and getting up to acquire food/drink/other amenities.
Can also be "The Drinker's Dilemma"
Can also be "The Drinker's Dilemma"
"damn the stoner's dilemma! i want cheetos, but they're all the way in the kitchen!"
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"Dude, I had a total drinkers dilemma yesterday. I sat in my bed for ten minutes trying to decide if I should go get some food to feed my drunchies."
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"Dude, I had a total drinkers dilemma yesterday. I sat in my bed for ten minutes trying to decide if I should go get some food to feed my drunchies."
by ImaginePeace September 14, 2009
Get the The Stoner's Dilemma mug.The act of inadvertently calling someone on a cellular phone, when your phone is in your pocket, or purse, or some other seemingly inconspicuous place where it should not be making calls.
Your Crazy Ex: Hey, I saw that you called. What's up? Wanna hang out? Wanna get back together? I MISS YOU SO MUCH!!!
You: Eh, sorry for the confusion, but I didn't mean to call. I must have butt dialed you.
You: Eh, sorry for the confusion, but I didn't mean to call. I must have butt dialed you.
by Amran Al Hampran October 21, 2008
Get the Butt Dialed mug.Noun/Mythological creature . A petite, caring, lovable pixie woman. A giver of hugs and sincere smiles! Insane intuitive powers. A FLY CATCHING GYPSY. Can be found riding an enormous golden retriever through the night if a horse is not to be found. Collector of left behind curiosities from wild beasts. Brave momma she-wolf butterfly being. Shepherd of wounded souls. Brilliant artist. Wishes and golden birds can be found nesting in her curls.
"Some guy just asked me if we sell potatoes. I don't know how to tell him this is an art store."
"Go find Daylene, she will shower him with glitter and sweetness and he will melt into a puddle of goo unable to remember why he wanted potatoes in the first place."
"Go find Daylene, she will shower him with glitter and sweetness and he will melt into a puddle of goo unable to remember why he wanted potatoes in the first place."
by Meiningitis January 10, 2014
Get the Daylene mug.The Marxian interpretation of reality that views matter as the sole subject of change and all change as the product of a constant conflict between opposites arising from the internal contradictions inherent in all events, ideas, and movements.
The dialectic materialism between Bob and Alice, as manifested in their respective adherence to quintessential gender roles, became indisputably resolved as Bob skeeted all up on her face.
by tenova June 27, 2004
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John, a dilettante who played seven muscial instruments, couldn't get a spot in the school band because he didn't play any single instrument well.
by Luke August 23, 2004
Get the dilettante mug.When you are invited to more than one party on the same night and you don't know which party to attend.
Bob is invited to Corey's birthday party and to Eddie's graduation party tonight. Bob is facing a true Hilmarsson's Dilemma.
by LeatherBeast November 7, 2008
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