Divorce cherry

(Noun) The somewhat virginal state a person is in after being married for a number of years and (often) being deprived of sex.

"Man, she was the first woman I slept with after being with Lisa for ten years -- she totally popped my divorce cherry!"

by MinnWax April 16, 2008

divorce

When your friends were right...

Married Guy- Hey bro I'm getting a divorce

Friend- It's about time, I told you she was a bitch

by iGetJuiced August 8, 2009

divorced dad energy

An adult male who responds after a divorce usually initiated by the woman, with either a mental or physical crisis resulting in fits of quick anger, moodiness or buying of expensive items to compensate for his insecurity or sadness. He may also try to hit on much younger girls that are out of his league because he is going through a midlife crisis and wants to please his ego

“Hey yo, why did Greg just throw a tantrum when I started talking about Mary and I going out on our 5 year anniversary vacation together?”

“Idk but it’s giving off major divorced dad energy”

by Bob the KillBillder October 9, 2022

divorced-dad

Resembling the behavior or stereotypical style of American middle-aged divorced fathers.

"He keeps making dick jokes."
"I know - so divorced-dad."

by FuBug November 2, 2017

RSVP the Divorce

A phrase used when you will not be attending a wedding knowing the marriage will end in divorce.

"Yo you going to Bethany and Skiba's wedding?"

"Naw I'm gonna RSVP the Divorce."

by DonKehote August 23, 2011

divorced parent syndrome

a fictional disease which is characterized by the following:

1. divorced parents.

2. either an exagerrated innate need to be in a relationship or a laid-back view on relationships and love.

3. repating information or stories because you forgot which parent you told.

4. not telling one parent information or stories because you told the other and forgot.

CHILD: jen's party is tonight!
MOM: you never said that!
CHILD: oh, i must have told dad that. divorced parent syndrome.

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CHILD: jen's party is tonight!
DAD: you already told me that!
CHILD: oh, sorry, i have divorced parent syndrome.

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GIRL: omg my boyfriend just broke up with me.
BOY: hey there girl.
GIRL: omg i'm going to have a crush on you because i have divorced parent syndrome and need to be in a relationship.

by doctor of divorced kids February 7, 2010

divorcee

Someone whose decided that
"until death do us part"
is not worth killing their spouse for.

I'm a divorcee because i don't believe in murder, life in prison, or the death penalty.

by Rev. Johnny Cash April 23, 2009