dislexual

Having a disdain for reading.

Goofus hated reading. He'd rather skip the book and wait for the movie. He was a lazy dislexual.

by Duh!Vinci October 9, 2008

dislexia

inability to comprehend or remember written words

Lauren keep is dislexic

by Butch March 31, 2003

DISLEX

I. THE father of smurfaggery.
II. Incessant whiner; Lord of the Bitchmade.
III. #FounderFail; #BetaButCouldn'tEvenGetABadgeBitch.
IV. Known for an inhuman ability to fit six frog dicks in his ass simultaneously.
V. Shunned by all, in a fashion not seen since the lepers infected with the Bubonic Plague.
VI. Ten out of ten women would prefer getting gangbanged by said lepers before willingly allowing him to touch them.
VII. Synonymous with: virgin, fuckboi, bitch nigga, and every form of faggot heretofore discovered.
VIII. Inspiration for the highest grossing film of all time, ''That Feel When the Only Pussy You've Ever Seen is Just Your Reflection''. ***SPOILER ALERT*** It has an epic, lulz-filled anhero ending.

"Whoa,bro! Careful, you almost just DISLEXed, and you know you would *never* live that shit down!"

by Cyanidesin September 21, 2016

dislexyc

Those who get their i's and y's confused.

I am dislexyc and my favourite actress is Marylin Monroe and my favourite singer is Marylin Manson. By the way is Cyndi Lauper for real?

by Bylli May 19, 2009

Dislexus

1. A penix.
2. A silly fellow.

1. Your such a Dislexus.
2. Im going to blame that one on Dislexus.

by louis October 16, 2001

Dislexium

When he or she is being retarded and doesn't make any sense.

You have dislexium

by Lil Uzi Vick November 12, 2018

Dislexus

of disreputable qualities

You're really getting on my dislexus!

by louis October 16, 2001