disasterbate

being caught in the act of masterbation.

I was total disasterbation when my parents walked in.

by Vivenz November 27, 2003

disasterbate

combination of disaster and masterbate.
1.verb - (getting off on) mindless pointless destruction.

Mailbox baseball - disasterbation.
Rocks through windows - disasterbation.
High-foaming dishsoap in the fountatin - disasterbation (and priceless!)

by panic December 16, 2004

disasterbation

When your wank turns into a disaster for whatever reason.

Someone walks in on you.
You ran out of tissues.
Your laptop freezes half-way through video.
etc.

Guy 1- (wanking)
Guy 2- (walks in) " Ewww! "
Guy 1- (goes red)
Guy 2- (walks out)

DISASTERBATION

by FATALATOR1 June 04, 2011

disasterbation

The uncontrollable and critical urge to stimulate one's own genitals for sexual pleasure, often after an extended period of celibacy (e.g. long road trips spent in shared quarters with family members)

Alan: Hey, man, wanna go grab a few drinks at the pub tonight?

Brian: Sorry, I just got back from taking care of my grandmother for three weeks, and she has no Internet at her place... It's time for some SERIOUS disasterbation!

Alan: No problem, dude. See ya next week!

by SansFapFlap April 19, 2011

disasterbate

To imagine/dream of disasters

I sat disasterbating over a near by volcano

by John Greve June 22, 2005

Disasterbance

When a person or situation moves beyond being mildly disturbing but it is not a full blown disaster.

Geez, Todd, This is the best part in the movie and you keep talking through the entire thing. You’re creating a real disasterbance. Don’t be an ass!

by Tarklee May 13, 2022

disasterbation

When a colossal disaster strikes, and you use it as an excuse to flex on social media.

It's so sad how the Cathedral of Notre Dame is burning down; here's a photo of me in Paris last month

Stop with the disasterbation.

by GreaterBaiter April 16, 2019