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suspension of disbelief

the point at which you must give up all skeptisism, and just accept what goes against all that you think you know.
when odd job, in GOLDFINGER sends a lincoln Continental into the compacter, then places the 5000 or so pound block into the back of a 1964 ranchero, and drives off...well it must had a suspension of disbelief!
by sandspit October 18, 2007
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Sugar Diabetes

The original definition for what we today call "Type Two Diabetes". We stopped using this definition because we are weak as fuck, and need a difficult, and unpronounceable medical definitions so we are can act willfully ignorant about a big problem that will eventually blow up in our faces. This term was lobbied to be abandoned by the candy industries, in the late 60s because they were becoming really big and powerful, and wanted lots of kids to buy their shit.
Guy 1: Yo don't eat too many candies, you will get Sugar Diabetes.
Guy 2: Ah you are over reacting too much.
by ReturningTheTruthToTheWorld March 10, 2016
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time disabled

An adjective used to describe a person who is absolutely unable to keep track of time, no matter how hard they try.
So to defend her own seemingly rude and antisocial behavior, my totally time disabled wife says to me, “well really, what’s the difference if I am or am not there at 11 o’ clock, I mean time as you know it only actually exists in your universe,” as she goes on to cite some highly esoteric physics principles that very few people would be able to understand.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021
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Type 10 Diabetes

When you drink 8.25e+17 polar pops
Hi i would like 825000000000000000 polar pops please.

Lmao you will get but type 10 diabetes but ok
by KingBigPP September 11, 2020
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disbelief papyrus

Disbelief papyrus doesn't believe in you anymore
by Doobiestan July 12, 2017
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Type 1 Diabetes

A misunderstood type of Diabetes where your fucking pancreas had one job - to produce insulin.

Because of the cunt-cock shaped pancreas, type 1's need to inject insulin every time they eat or drink stuff with carbs in.

It is not caused by sugar.
Uneducated fuck: "Did too much sugar cause type 1 diabetes?"
Type 1 diabetic: "No, you fucking moron."
by AngryFuck February 5, 2017
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Diabeetus

The unofficial spelling for diabetes that was created due to popular media and meme-makers. Used improperly in text messages due to being plainly humorous to most young people. However, it is not necessarily a nice word to use in public in offense to those who have suffered the diabetes condition(s). It was originated from a meme made after a public message from Wilford Brimley.
Diabeetus is caused by having a glucose "high," when a person cannot either process sugars naturally or had to much over a span of time being obese.

Type 1 diabeetus is a chronic condition when the pancreas can't provide enough insulin to counteract the glucose.
Type 2 diabeetus is a chronic condition when the entire body fails to process sugars.
Type Infinity diabeetus is when one man consumes all of the glucose made in the entire universe and when all matter is processed into sugar that it consumes, so that only it exists and lives yet perishes after the consumption of all of the glucose to exist. This is the most bittersweet way to die eating what you like.
by FSRueful January 12, 2019
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