Dirtymiking it

when you're chatting with someone online or on the phone and they're takig a really long time to respond because you think they're masturbating you ask them, are you dirtymiking it?

Jill:3:27 Heeyyyy
Jack: 3:28 whatsup
Jill:3:28 Omg guess what! :)

Jill:3:30 ....... jack?!
Jill: 3:45 damnn it jack! are you dirtymiking it?
Jack:jill, jack me

by woah that was cool November 27, 2012

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#DirtyDickDecember

its december, clean your dick bitch boy.

"Have you cleaned your penis yet? Its #DirtyDickDecember."

by hoji1 December 7, 2020

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dirtstick

When someone has a mullet and a moustache. Usually accompanied by ripped jeans and a black concert t-shirt

Dude, these dirsticks asked me to by them beer outside the 7 11.

by John March 6, 2003

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Of Irish descent. He's the guy you want in your corner, he is not the guy you want to challenge. Believes in hard work, easy money and cutting corners. Honest to a fault and is known for putting his foot in his mouth.

See that guy over there that nobody wants to mess with but everyone wants to be friends with? He's a real dirtymick!

by Soberon January 3, 2014

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dirtydiva

A dirtydiva, as opposed to a cleandiva, is a person who claims to be a female yet lacks any proof. Generally this is done to reap the rewards of testosterone laden men with no outlet for their sexual drive. Commonly wears tanktops and short shorts "like everyone else of course" or a sports bra. Other common traits include: microphone being eaten by dad, propensity for money, referring to themselves as a loot whore, and cocker-spaniels. Lastly, dirtydivas tend to be basketball playing cheerleaders who date basketball team captains and run car washes which result in nice tans :). None of this can be verified though, so chances are it's a 34 year old man. Have a seat. What are you doing here? What kind of person brings condoms to a 12 year olds house? So you think it's funny? I'd like executioner, please.

From Dirtydiva: Can I have executioner enchant please?
To Dirtydiva: If a skeeza asks me to feed her with my visa then I'm gonna leave her
From Dirtydiva: I'm dating jay

by Fauxy Alysa February 24, 2008

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