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discombooberated

What Rod Serling says on the Twilight Zone.

To be confuzzled.
The travelers were discombooberated.
by SeeYasInHell April 29, 2009
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diploma

Flimsy sheet of paper encased in cardboard. Usually put above the fireplace on the mantle or on the refrigerator with a magnet. Signifies completion of about 4 year of college work. Contain faux signatures of several leading authorities at the institution. Makes parents happy and gives suburban kids a scary sense of freedom because they are no longer supported financially.
Successful Adult: Diploma, eh? Yes. Yes. I remember getting mine. You know, I work in a field that is totally unrelated to my major in college. Oh, well. Enjoy your diploma. Yep, those were the best years of my life.
by crazy b January 9, 2006
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shotgun diplomacy

1. A form of negotiations where heated lead is exchanged instead of heated words.

2. Negotiating in which one side gains leverage by threatening violence.
1. Once they found out I turned them over things got rough but I got out ok with a little shotgun diplomacy.

2. Either you give me the money, or I have Bruno here use a bit of shotgun diplomacy on your ass.
by Ecks Romana April 9, 2009
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discombobulated melancholy

A discombobulated melancholy is a long-lasting depression.

Melancholy is usually used as an adjective, but it becomes a noun when combined with the word discombobulated. It's often associated with emos.
Adult: "I don't get it, why can't you just hang out with other kids, have fun?"

Emo kid: "I'm suffering from a discombobulated melancholy. Just leave me alone."
by St.Louis April 22, 2010
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discombobalated

The affected mental state that may arise after drinking a drink containing boba. Very similar to discombobulation except in this case brought on by ingesting boba.
Holy crap I just ran that red light, I'm all discombobalated!
by ericandstuff April 13, 2008
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Big Dick Diplomacy

Derived from Theodore Roosevelt's "Big Stick Diplomacy". Big Dick Diplomacy refers to an extremely sexually active man who is a nice guy, but gets women to sleep with him with his big dick. This eliminates the need "Speak softly but carry a big dick, and you will go far."
Dick Cheney actively practiced big dick diplomacy.
by Razzlefrazz May 10, 2013
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diplomize

To get shit done. This often, but not necessarily, involves using drinks, chronic, and all the right words.
My friend and I diplomized like only we can, and got that smoking brunette into the hot tub, minus the clothes.
by Pete February 28, 2004
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