Dickorate

Any sort of decoration on a dick. Similar to the famous "Vagazzle", this would be the same on male parts.

When my girlfriend came over for the holidays, rather than bore her with decorating the house, and the tree, I had her dickorate me.

by St0nyW33d October 6, 2010

dickflat

A Term used to define a male erection that all of a sudden goes Flaccid for no apparent reason.

I was having sex with my boyfriend and we were just "Bumping and Grinding" when all of a sudden he went limp, ERT! He got a DICKFLAT!

by Virtual Fantasm February 24, 2015

Dickbeater

Someone commanding such unsubstantiated levels of uselessness that their presence serves no purpose furthering the goal at hand.

Chris, Can you get these dickbeaters out of the way so we can do our work?

by Falling Down January 14, 2016

dickflake

A dickflake is a guy who is soft af.
Just like a snowflake but with a dick.

Person 1: I saw John cry while watching the notebook
Person2: Such a dickflake

by ShayBey December 8, 2016

DickBlasted

A wrestling term used to describe the indescribable way a human could physically dominate another superior human on the wrestling mat. Like at states when you cruise into the Semi-Finals confidently, but then you get Spear Doubled in the Finals 5 straight times.

“He was undefeated on the season, then he got DickBlasted in the PA State Finals.”

by Elfie Dillard April 28, 2019

dickpleted

When you’re exhausted from taking dick. Depleted by dick. When you’ve been exhausted by dick-related activities.

“Damn, I’m dickpleted after hooking up last night, I couldn’t cum more if I tried.”

by CronDuCake March 5, 2023

Dickalatoogan

1. (Verb) When a nigga is on tremendous dick and won’t hop off
2. (Verb) When someone metaphorically sucks your dick dry

Speaker 1: You’re a bitch made nigga
Speaker 2: You are on dickalatoogan you bitch ass nigga.
Speaker 1: My bad gang, i’ll hop of

by Hopofftipuhoeassniggafrfr May 19, 2023