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Urban Dicktionary

What urbandictionary has mutated into- a bunch of angsty teens and haters whining about crap.
Dude 1: Where'd you hear that about Asians?

Dude 2: Urbandictionary. Isn't it funny how they can't pronounce their Ls?

Dude 1: Fuck that. That's prejudiced and not true. No wonder you heard it from urban dicktionary.
by That_Guy_Who_Exists May 31, 2009
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Urbitch Dicktion

The diction that only dumbass urban dictionary editors allow because they are far too unintelligent to support a valid attempt at sprucing up the English Language.
"Slep" Master B tried to put the ingenius word "sleping" onto urban dictionary but apparently the editors were too ignorant to publish this gem of vernacular. All they support is "Urbitch Dicktion"
by "Slep" Master B July 1, 2009
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Urban Dictionaming

The act of attempting to publish a name on Urban Dictionary.

If it is the publisher's name, it makes them a self-absorbed asshat.

If it isn't their name, it makes them creepily obsessed with that person.

If they're genuinely trying to publish a term, but it happens to also be a name, it doesn't matter, because it can and will be perceived otherwise.

The best thing to do is just not do it.
Some examples of Urban Dictionaming:

Ryan

Ashley

Merritt

Cameron

Victoria
by Entirely at fault March 22, 2017
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Sicktional

When someone says something they didn’t mean, but they’re sick so they can get away with anything.
Was that sicktional or intentional?
by AYYMMEE June 6, 2018
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urbrain dicktionary

urbrain dicktionary
by ma dude bra June 1, 2019
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Urban Dicktionary Happiness

Is when you tap "See all your definitions" and to find out that one of your invented word definition was accepted and published.
Me: Let me check if my word definitions were accepted.
Me again: ay yay karamba!!! editors finally accepted 1 of 5 submitted words.
Me again: Urban dicktionary HAPPINESS 🙂 Helllll yeahhhh!
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dickionary

that one guy that thinks he knows everything, but in fact, is just a huge dick
"that dude is such a dickionary!"
by Impossibear April 19, 2015
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