dickscratch

a person of low intellect; a buffoonish doucher.

Look at that guy trying pick up that girl, what a dickscratch.

by HoTranBrasky December 10, 2009

DICKDRAWAL

GOING THROUGH WITHDRAWAL FORM SEX... WHEN A WOMEN IS USED TO GETTING GOOD DICK ON A REGULAR BASIS AND SHE BEGINS TO CRAVE IT LIKE DRUG THEN FOR SOME REASON IT BECOMES UNATTAINABLE.

KITA: O MY GOD GIRL I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN A WEEK I THINK IM GOING THROUGH DICKDRAWAL

DEE: REALLY? HE MUST HAVE YOU ADDICTED

KITA: YES GIRL I AM SO FUCKSTRATED. WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

DEE: ITS ONLY ONE SOLUTION YOU GOTTA GET SOME DICK

by CUBAN MISTRESS January 13, 2011

Dickstart

Verb: When a girl is about to start her period and has sex, causing her to bleed a little during sex and start her period immediately after. The dicking kickstarts their menstruation.

I wasn't supposed to start my period for a couple of days, but we had sex and it dickstarted it.

by squishycool August 26, 2013

dicktraitor

Someone you trusted but they end up hooking up with the girl you like.

A; I can't believe he did that to me man, he knew how much I liked her.
B: This guy sounds like a real dicktraitor.

by SwaPra March 22, 2017

dickstapating

The feeling of being soo horny and your penis is constipating on over due sperm that has overloaded the storage space and seeking an exit from the body prior to bursting

This celibate bullshit my girlfriend put me through for the past months got me dickstapating dude, I feel like a human stuck to two balls of sperm

by Maknoni January 24, 2018

dickstand

an early morning hard-on

Dirk tried to roll over in bed and go back to sleep, but his dickstand got in the way.

by papadac June 30, 2007

dickstracted

when a man (or woman) is distracted by hot guy- typically at a bar or club setting

"I'm sorry what were you saying, I was totally dickstracted by that hot guy in the cowboy hat, he could ride me anytime!"

by baLtiMORe tURkeY March 27, 2010