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dickscuseme

When someone says something particularly dickish.
"You've gained too much weight for my taste, but some guys are into that."

"Dickscuseme?!"
by emrldwpn November 20, 2018
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Charitable Disguise

A ridiculous orange comb-over used to hide a dick or asshole. This is the kind of thing you'd see on a politician whose proper place is on a street corner with a pet monkey doing tricks on a mini piano hoping for so much as a sideways glance.
I just saw our boy D Dog stiff elementing himself in the corner. I wish he'd at least put a charitable disguise over that thing.
by Sherbert A. July 29, 2020
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socio-disguise

a social adaptation which allows people who are less than innocent appear to be angels in front of authority figures, friends' parents, employers, peers etc. Basically, your modern "devil-in-disguise"
"She's got a socio-disguise, she charms her asshole parents and then buys weed with their money"
by Cumdumpster March 19, 2006
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robots in disguise

A band from the U.K. best described as tecnopop. Some of their best know songs are 'Turn It Up', 'La Nuit', and 'DJ's Got A Gun'.
Person #1: I heard 'Turn It Up' on the radio yesterday.
Person #2: What band does that song?
Person #1 Robots In Disguise, duh!
by Salta August 20, 2006
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DisguisedJet719

A furry plane. Possibly has 3 chromosomes.
DisguisedJet719 banned randy for something not in the rules even though he should have been banned at least for a different reason.
by randyrhombus June 25, 2020
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The master of disguise

The act of making love missionary in a Little Tyke's turtle sandbox and pulling the shell lid up over your back.
Pat - Bro the neighbors were out of town for the weekend so I took my girl to their kids sandbox and gave her the master of disguise.

Q - Fucking awesome

Pat - Yeah I've still got sand in my knees
by Patscorch June 30, 2016
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disguised spy

In TFC, a spy that looks like someone on the enemy team. Their main purpose is to backstab stupid people and destroy sentry guns built by stupid engineers
"Incoming spy disguised as demoman!"
by Anonymous June 2, 2003
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