Dickmonger

A collector of dicks; derived from fishmonger.

Kyle likes so much penis, he became a dickmonger.

by SovietX November 22, 2009

Dickhouse

One who constantly hosts cock in his ass.

Jess: Mario how can I please you tonight?

Mario: Bend over and I will make your ass bleed, vato!

Jess: Oh Mario, I will always be your Dickhouse!

by Thor The God of Vaginal Noise November 7, 2004

dickmouth

used in "superbad"

noun. its an insult for your friend being and idiot or any one else

man 1: dude i lost your phone

man 2: DUDE!!

man 1: sorry...

man 2: fucking dickmouth

by smallpipi February 9, 2009

dickhouse

A dickhouse is a slang for the word ''boxer'' or ''drawer''. Underwear used to cover the lower part of the body.

.Oh man your dickhouse is so tight; it has a bad effect on your penis

by HatemX November 30, 2016

dickhouse

1. Using another persons oraface as a means to place your penis in for long periods of time or 2. A place where the vast majority of people will be males i.e. prisons, fraternities,etc.

"shut up Cliff before I make your mouth my dickhouse."

by Jeff E.B.B. May 8, 2006

dinkhouse

A place where one counts clowns for no pay. Community service I would say. Some other activities go on around inside the Dinkhouse. Some people carry out the act of pig punching, cow curling, bull tripping. Or simply just counting clowns. Only 2 people have set foot inside the dinkhouse. Kirk and Tyler: The forsaken.

"Hey Kirk i heard someone saw you count every clown in the Dinkhouse."

"IT WASNT ME! IT NEVER HAPPENED!"

by Dungholder December 22, 2007

Dicknose Cock Waffle

When a cock penetrates so far down thru the throat that it comes out the nose while getting slapped by a waffle.

I was taking a shit and my buddies hiding in the bathtub hit me with a dicknose cock waffle.

by tUrd dRAgoN 69 420 April 15, 2020