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Dickduction

The restriction of dick; denial of the cock due to some extenuating circumstance; a lack of penis for certain amount of time.
When I came home from work today and realized the dishes and laundry were not complete, she received an automatic dickduction.
by xbEAUtYiSAbEAStx December 30, 2019
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Political Erectile Disfunctional Warrior

A political erectile Dysfunctional Warrior is a person who has great political frustration and ignorance, that might have been caused by erectile dysfunction or sexual frustration.
A Political Erectile Disfunctional Warrior or P.E.D =Tony Abbott is the greatest Prime minister to ever serve Australians and anyone that says other wise are just stupid and jealous of his love and admiration towards gay people boat people and women.

Sane Australian= Dude your such a P.E.D warrior have you been suffering from erectile dysfunction lately.
by blashada September 6, 2014
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Handstantile Disfunction

Inability to do a handstand. Unable to get it up, your body that is.
Handstantile Disfunction is like erectile disfunction, but nothing like erectile disfunction.
by WIll Jablowme January 21, 2009
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disfunctional

someone who is known as gardiners or overally emotional alcoholics. with this in mind gardiners tend to drool and spit when they talk, cry over everything or in other cases try to fight the closest object to them!
That kid shaking that sign for no reason seems to be so gardiner(disfunctional)
by dobermation January 26, 2009
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Dickfliction

n. The affliction of an immense and unfortunate love of penis.

Related: adj: dickflicted
Are you straight? No, sadly I have dickfliction.
by thesashaz February 4, 2019
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Erectile Disfunction

Erectile dysfunction is a common problem where a man finds it hard to get or keep an erection.
Doctor:I have some bad news for you sir.
Male patient: Yes?
Doctor: you appear to be suffering from erectile disfunction

Male patient: Oh No

(this can only happen if you have a Willy)
by Juanita Green October 13, 2021
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