Dickbeater

Somebody's hands

Gets your dickbeater away from my French fries.

by Billy bigballz September 19, 2018

dickbeard

Commonly known as "pubic hair"

They both found it very, very erotic and stimulating when she shaved his Dickbeard

by Panchoman Jr. October 20, 2006

dickbeater

a worthless, douche that has nothing better to do with his time but sit around and beat his dick. An ass wipe that fucks girls over and feels like they are better than every one.

"That guy is a fucking dickbeater"

by LinRae April 14, 2010

Dick Bean

An insult referring to people who are assholes or just plan dicks.

The small poop nugget at the end of a dick after anal sex

You: " Don't touch my drink"
Cat: "Meow" *Tips glass*
You: YOU DICK BEAN, god your such a dick bean

by Acek09 January 30, 2015

Dickbending

One who tries to accomplish something, but fails in a spectacularly idiotic manner.

Guy 1: "Why won't my car start? I think it's broken brah."

Guy 2: "That's cuz you're in park, ya dickbender."

Guy 3: "Damn you're dickbending all over the place man."

by Dennis Bottnem January 1, 2013

Dickbeater, Dickbeaters (plural)

Term for hands, equivalent to mitts, paws, claws. Has more of a insulting quality by acknowledging the fact that the person being address is a self loving loser who has no chance of ever getting laid.

You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center.

You are running behind scheduel.You Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....

"OK Jerkey get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see Jerkey)

by Gabo, de la Guerra October 9, 2004

Dickbeat

Meaning you would do something fairly quickly.

I would have taken that shit in a dickbeat.

by Ayebee Gee July 1, 2004