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Dick Manicure

Having a dick manicure: being circumcised.
"Hey, are you circumcised?"
"Yeah man, I got my dick manicure when I was born."
by ohwoahyeahliketotally September 25, 2011
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Dick manning

For purposes of trick photography, you hide your own penis and present another persons penis (sans body) in the photograph, to give the allusion of it being cut off (similar to horse manning).
That was a hilarious dick manning photo with your penis tucked backwards and your friends penis between your legs.
by tonebone69 August 19, 2011
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Ross, the Boss, Big Dick Mandingo

An infamous card breaking participant that plays like a boss and is well endowed.
Josh Allen refractor for my guy Ross, the Boss, Big Dick Mandingo.
by Soy17 April 24, 2023
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Dick Manners

The act of being so polite when asking for sexual acts (sending or requesting nudes, invitations for sex etc.) it makes women regardless of sexual orientation want to jump in bed with you.
Example 1: Man: excuse me miss but my lovely girlfriend and i were wondering if youd like to sleep with us? now you dont have to do anything you dont want to but i would sincerely LOVE if you'd let me inside of you if you dont want to thats fine last thing i want is to make you uncomfortable

Woman: Oh wow your Dick Manners really threw me for a loop of course i will have sex with you and your girlfriend.

Example 2: Man: pardon me if i'm coming off too strong i just happen to find you very attractive. and i was wondering if you can possibly send me some for lack of a better word sexy photos. They don't have to be nude i just think you're beautiful and id like to see more of you. And if you dont mind id like to send you some photos showing how well endowed i am.

Woman: Oh my...you have Dick Manners....fuck the pictures ill just show you in person.
by LK422 August 29, 2013
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DICK MANN

SMOOZER

Somebody who manipulates through clever conversation or flattery so as to further themselves, a sweet talker, ladies man, smooth operator chasing ladies, etc
I cant believe some of the stuff he is saying, he is such a smoozer. such a dick mann.
by snifferzrus May 5, 2010
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dick mangle

When Dan Johannesen holds your dick really hard and it turns red.
“Dan gave me a proper dick mangle last night
by The Cunt hunter 69 January 23, 2018
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