Spic Dialing

When a person of Hispanic descent in the US dials the wrong number and doesn't know enough English (or have enough decency) to apologize and just hangs up instead.

Man, that's a Florida area code, I think some Rican just hit you with some Spic Dialing.

by Kliegl October 25, 2010

Ass Dialing

"Ass Dialing" is something usually achieved by people with very large, very talented asses who wear cell phones on belt clips. When they sit on their phones, random button presses result in random calls all over the world. The recipient of these calls hears nothing but a stream of DTMF button tones and muffled conversation.

My brother ass dialed me last night at 2am. I think he was at a party.

by Kevin Kelm January 28, 2003

Crotch Dialing

The opposite of butt dialing. Instead of using your butt to dial someone's number you accidently dial someone's number with your penis.

Guy #1:"Dude, you just butt dialed me."

Guy #2:"Dude, my phone's in my front pocket!!"

Guy#1: Thanks for crotch dialing me!!

by CMann2010 October 28, 2010

Dialysis

When you have bum kidneys, that dont filter shit in your blood anymore. You need your blood put through a machine and/or new blood put in.

Jimmy needs dialysis.

by HouseMD July 10, 2009

Butt Dialing

When you accidently call someone, while your phone is in your pocket, due to the buttons being pressed against your legs. Not to be mistaken with bootie call.

Alyssa: Damn! I keep butt dialing John. Maybe I should stop moving my legs so much...
Allison: (Oh my god, she's such a slut)

by CountryBoii December 4, 2010

dailynn

Dailynn is the best person you could think of! She is an amazing friend to all. Although she does criticize herself and never criticizes others!

She is so kind!
She mush be a Dailynn!

by Sail Frennds February 17, 2017

Dilyn

Hot sweet guy who treats you with the utmost respect. Shy but very affictionate at times. He loves all his girlfriends with all his heart and never gives up on his dreams. He is the type of person were no matter what you can talk to him about anything

You: Dilyn I had just the most horrible day
Dilyn: well what happened

You: People kept calling me bad words and all these other things

by Yeppy December 12, 2013