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Crotch Dialing

The opposite of butt dialing. Instead of using your butt to dial someone's number you accidently dial someone's number with your penis.
Guy #1:"Dude, you just butt dialed me."

Guy #2:"Dude, my phone's in my front pocket!!"

Guy#1: Thanks for crotch dialing me!!
by CMann2010 October 28, 2010
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Butt Dialing

When you accidently call someone, while your phone is in your pocket, due to the buttons being pressed against your legs. Not to be mistaken with bootie call.
Alyssa: Damn! I keep butt dialing John. Maybe I should stop moving my legs so much...
Allison: (Oh my god, she's such a slut)
by CountryBoii December 4, 2010
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Dialing the rotary phone

Female clitoral masturbation involving the fingers.
That girl has been in there for awhile, maybe she's dialing the rotary phone.

(Knock knock), I'm dialing the rotary phone honey.
by Thefanman July 25, 2016
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Sun Dialing

To use shadows cast on buildings outside your office window to calculate when it’s time to put money in your meter.
“When that shadow crosses that window, through sun dialing, I'll know that I gotta go feed the meter.”
by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006
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fuck dialing

Making unintended phone calls while fucking. Generally caused when someone leaves a cell phone on the bed, causing random buttons to be pressed during sex.

Similar to ass dial.
After fuck dialing girlfriends other boyfriend last night at 2am, he got a little pissed.
by busted! October 23, 2008
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drama dialing

Just like an alcoholic is prone to drunk dialing, a dramaholic has the habit of doing a lot of drama dialing. The act of chain calling a number of people to repeat in detail the same random act of drama that, after the third call, loses its initial urgency. Typical behavior of the resident drama queen, drama dialing takes drama to the next level.
Sheesh, I am so over all of Tiff's drama dialing about her saga last night.
by Wild Danimal June 28, 2007
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Drunk Dialing

Calling someone on the phone, while intoxicated, to tell them
1--what you really think.
2--something they should really know
3--Confess to something you did to them
While Drunk Dialing my ex-mother-in-law, I explained to her exactly what was wrong with her son, including his sexual habits.
by cowsarecool July 24, 2009
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