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Derpik

A deer that thrives in his natural habitat by playing nonstop COD.
Deer: Dude I was up all night playing call of duty in the newest update...
Trayvonne: It's obviously because you're a derpik
by Iliekdepoopsinlebut October 18, 2013
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Derpibooru

A website which has a function of storing various MLP images from all over the internet. But you just use it for porn.
A: Dude where did you find this mlp r34?
B: I just got it off Derpibooru!
by sneshneeorfa May 26, 2017
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Derping Out

A verb to describe the action of somebody or something that is acting in a manor that would cause somebody to think that they are mentally handicapped.
When Iryna fell on the floor and started laughing uncontrollably for absolutely no reason, Ryan and Matt mutually agreed that she was derping out.
by NotBigSurprise April 15, 2011
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Derpies

Derpies is an increasingly prevalent socially-transmitted disease that impairs mental function in afflicted individuals. Derpies has become as common as one-in-two individuals on average in the world's population. The level of concentration of affected individuals increases the risk of exposure and transmission exponentially. Despite this fact, rural areas appear equally affected as urban areas. Cooperative vigilance and increased awareness are strongly advised as the only effective deterrents to the spread of this illness.

Symptoms of Derpies include:

Decline in common sense
Impairment of motor functions
Reduction in observational skills
Appreciation of reality television
Pattern of poor decisionmaking
Increased laugh response
Reckless driving and parking
Misuse of commonly used words
Distortion of spacial reasoning
Excessive quasi-aggressive
physical contact

If four or more of the listed symptoms apply to you, a friend or a loved one, Derpies may have already taken root in your social environment. Unlike its permanent, sexually-transmitted
cousin; Herpes, the non-permanent Derpies is potentially deadly. It is important for affected individuals to seek academic assistance immediately to mitigate Derpies-associated
risks to your social well-being.
Bob: "John has been acting ridiculously. He likes stupid things and laughs all the time."
Alice: "He has been hanging out with Frat boys."
Bob: "He has been watching the Jersey Shore reruns."
Alice: "We need to have an talk with him. I think that he has Derpies. And, I don't want to get it to."
by PacketLost August 6, 2015
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Derpies

A disease (perhaps contagious) symptomized by using continuous "derp" actions.
"Man, I think Micheal has derpies."
"I know a few people who certainly have derpies."
by Lsh14 April 27, 2010
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Derpity do da

A phrase used at random! :p
Person 1: derp
Person 2: derp
Person 1: DERPITY DO DA!
by Proshi November 13, 2011
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Derpitchtune

Music genre centered around autotune and vocoder applications. The purpose to synthesize voice, music and sound to other sounds or pitches not humanly or mechanically capable.
Autotunes and Vocoders are not just for pitch correction and sounding like a robot, Derpitchtune is for the future.
by elekto- November 4, 2011
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