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dervish

One that possesses abundant, often frenzied energy
"She is a dervish of unfocused energy, an accident about to happen"
by Colyflawer August 15, 2012
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dervishe

a short-legged creature from strange countries
look at that dervishe, man ! it's like from another planet or something !
by Monte976789 October 29, 2008
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Mr Derbyshire

Mr Derbyshire, AKA ‘Derby’ is a veteran headmaster as well as an experienced assembly organiser. Derby is a cheeky old man who has an uncanny resemblance to the TV character ‘Mr Bean’. Derby is rarely seen around the school premises and remains an isolated figure from the rest of the school staff team. However, Derby truly shines when the yearly teacher karaoke show goes on towards the end of the school year. During this show Derby shows his musical talents and leaves the school pupils bowing down at his feet with the sheer beauty of his voice. Another time of the year when Mr Derbyshire shines is when the school sports day takes place. During this memorable day Derby shows of with various poses in his Gucci suit.
- Mr Derbyshire is also referred to as ‘mein führer’ by the school students.
Mrs Brown: David! I’m in a bit of a pickle organising the year 11’s assembly for tomorrow. I thought I’d come to you for help, I’ve got nothing.

Mr Derbyshire: It’s not a problem Laura! I’ve got some religious shit that I’ll show them year 11’s for the assembly. They don’t listen to our assemblies anyway - they’re more interested in this Snapchat thing that’s popular at the moment.

Mrs Brown: Thankyou David! You’re such a great assembly organiser and headmaster. I wish every headmaster could be such a Mr Derbyshire.
by WadhamMan2002 July 28, 2018
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derbis

derbis: the singular form of debris.
donnie is about to throw a chunk of derbis at andy, because andy is stupid.
by SOUL January 27, 2004
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Derish

A very unintelligent way of saying/spelling the word "delicious." It is a common response to call the person who says this word as "stupid."
That sounds derish
Dinner was Derishish
by Roy Flamaku December 17, 2012
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Dervish

When you're taking a really big dump, while at the same time giving it to your girl in the pussy, you take a dildo and start ramming it up her ass. Thrusting with both penetrating units, you squeeze a log out of your ass to create a quadruple pleasure in the air.
Dude I gave this chick a dervish last night. It was the beez kneez.
by floyd+herb April 20, 2009
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dervish

A weird person that doesn't need drugs to get high, but can just dance him- or herself high, much the way children sometimes will by spinning around on a tire swing, a merry-go-round, or even their own feet. Drug dealers hate them because they don't need drugs to get high.
"I've heard of her. Some armed lesbian pagan anarchist right? Hey, at least she's not a cop."

"No, man, she's a total dervish, and she's just getting back from a rave."

"Ah, shit, let's duck before she sees us!"

"Too late, she just jumped through our window laughing like a loon. At least she's topless."

"Damn dervishes, always fucking things up."
by Jane Cochran August 30, 2008
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