an act where you take a shit and swirl it around with your wiener on a chicks back then you take your penis and stick it in the girls ear , followed up by a nice blowjob (poo still on penis ).
man i gave that chick the craziest swirling derbish last night , it was rancid.
by Ginorm Epoo December 2, 2007
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