An individual whose statements and accusations should never, under any circumstances, be taken seriously, no matter what promises of riches or admonitions of suffering he assures of.
Person: Good god, Alexander, what on earth happened to your face!?
Alexander: Demitri said that an extreme facelift would make all the ladies swoon for me!
Person: Blast it, Alexander! Demitri is never to be taken seriously!
Alexander: But I didn't know!
Person: Curse you, Demitri! Your subterfuge will be the doom of us all! I'm afraid you won't be John Woo-ing any damsels now, Alexander.
Alexander: -I- -DIDN'T- -KNOW- !!!
Demitri: Hey, bro!
Bro: Hey, Demitri!
Demitri: Come here, I have to tell you something.
No one ever saw Bro again.
Alexander: Demitri said that an extreme facelift would make all the ladies swoon for me!
Person: Blast it, Alexander! Demitri is never to be taken seriously!
Alexander: But I didn't know!
Person: Curse you, Demitri! Your subterfuge will be the doom of us all! I'm afraid you won't be John Woo-ing any damsels now, Alexander.
Alexander: -I- -DIDN'T- -KNOW- !!!
Demitri: Hey, bro!
Bro: Hey, Demitri!
Demitri: Come here, I have to tell you something.
No one ever saw Bro again.
by Mr. Thrills June 30, 2011
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by whatsobamaslastname January 22, 2020
Get the demitrias mug.I've seen a lot of definitions about Demitrius and they are all outdated. The new school Demitrius is easily better than the old school Demitrius. The modern day Demitrius is HELLA cute and the finest boy at my school. If he wanted to he could be a player/heartbreaker but he actually cares about other people and only has the best intentions with everyone he meets. He doesn't go around dating and cheating every girl he sees and is always is respectful to girls. He tends to keep to himself due to people stabbing him in the back. He usually doesn't trust anyone but once someone has proven themselves to him he will be down for them until the end of time. He cares about others and is always an easy person to talk to. His is very wise and will help you through your struggles. If you date a Demitrius be sure to never let him go. He is chill, laid back, kind hearted and loyal. he will give his all into the love of his life. Trips, date nights, bum days, he’s got it. And the cuddling and dick is A1 Demitrius will be a millionaire one day whether it be owning a business or thriving in the music industry due to his love to write songs. he is a GOAT
Demitrius is him
by Its metj February 1, 2023
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Demitrious oh demitrious .
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Get the demitransgender mug.Dimitrianna is a beautiful girl. Her smile lights up the room and she’s so bubbly and happy all the time. She loves people and she can be very harsh and loud at times. If you mess with her she’ll get you back. But she loves people so much. She also loves dogs and dancing
Dimitrianna is so sassy
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