demantia

When a married man stares into space for a certain period of time after being asked a direct question.

My husband experienced an episode of demantia when I asked him to make dinner .

by I need a price June 11, 2017

Dementia

It's basically-Wait what was it again?

No guys what was Dementia- Am serious.

by TheGuyThatForgets March 21, 2021

dimentia

the condition of loving dimensions both 2D and 3D, I won't judge.

Man I sure do love this third dimension I inhabit. I may have dimentia!

by NotABigFanOffical May 23, 2018

Dementia

The deterioration of ones memories leading to the loss of self and the world around them, surrounded by things that should be familiar but are unknown, living in a purgatory that lacks bliss or respite.

The Dementia patient has been drawing a self-portrait every year, and every year it loses its resemblance to its owner.

by Plain_Delta March 28, 2021

dementified

Used as describing an object of dementification: looks weird, possibly tastes strange, maybe broken, not normal.
Can possibly freak small children out.

Tim: Hey Johnny, you're new pencil is kind of dementified.
Johnny: Yeah, my bro chewed it.
Tim: Erm....

by Izzinatoratie May 31, 2009

Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way

The ultimate Mary Sue character, created by Tara Gilesbie in the fanic My Immortal. Supposedly vampire and a wizard and a "goff", Ebony embarks on many an adventure with her boyfriend Draco and her friends Harry (called Vampire), Ron (called Diabolo), Willow, Voldemort (called Satan), and Hermione (called B'loody Mary Smith). Ebony apparently spells her name several different ways, including Enoby, Ibony, Egogy, Inoby, and Tara.

My name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way (not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was cuz he is a f**king hottie!)

by Little Bella October 17, 2008

Penile Dementia

The phenomenon whereby your penis will urinate anywhere but where you're aiming.

Possible causes are sex, sitting uncomfortably, and having a foreskin.

Jerry: Dave, why is the ceiling wet?!
Dave: Sorry, I had penile dementia.

by Locus0mega March 29, 2011