Dell

A computer company that only really puts together and places parts in towers. All parts are made from different companies and are made in china... hance why they never have dell logos on the parts.

"Dell is just making money off of paying for parts and then placeing them in cheap towers"

by Gaeuvyen August 22, 2006

Dell

An noticeable boner or erection.

"Dude, you're getting a Dell."

by Dutch Dunphy July 15, 2008

Dell

A company that says that it provides the best of the best but in fact has the worst.

( customer service will not do anything after 21 days of purchase)

a dell computer that has to replaced more than 10 times in a years time

by tigera June 18, 2009

Dell

When a man's penis becomes erect and someone notices.

As in, "Dude, you're getting a Dell."

by Kelly Buckman July 15, 2008

Dell

Worst computer know to man. After a day of use they start making weird noises and randomly just shut off. Their freaking cd/dvd rom drives sould like freaking Harley Davidson motorcycles. God forbid you have a problem and try to call their customer service number, you better have a day off and a lot of patience. I've never been so pissed off that day when i talked to Abu for a hour and listened to an automated operator for another two hours. Dell lost the only good thing they had when they fired the Dell guy that said dude a lot.

Me-"Dude you know what Dell stands for?"
Freind-"hmmm,D-E-L-L um idk."
Me-"Dell stands for bullshit."

by jerryblank May 16, 2005

Dell

Dell (name):
A cute, sweet, wonderful girl who keeps you wondering how such a perfect human being is talking to you. Kind, funny, incredibly sexy, and amazing.

That’s Dell, looking cute again!

by urlilpotato November 23, 2021

Dell

A piece of shit.

"Damn, this Mac is such a Dell!"

by PCs are better May 30, 2009