dehydrated

One level further than thirsty.
A guy who is thirsty for any period of time longer than 3months and up to 2years.
Extremely desperate to the point where even if his female subject rejects him multiple times he still perseveres in pursuing her. Despite the fact that she is clearly and obviously not interested, he never stops. Beware!!!!

"Girl this guy will not take a hint and get lost!"
"How long has this been going on??"
"Girl.. two years!!!!"
"He ain't thirsty..he dehydrated!!"

thirsty

by nikkibear August 22, 2014

The dehydrator

Defense mechanism of the defender deficating, urinating, ejaculating, vomiting, spitting, sneezing, bleeding, and crying to scare off the offense. Takes extreme practice, willpower, and years of training. Warning: can cause death from dehydration.

The man pulled the dehydrator on the person who was trying to mug him.

by The epitome of knowledge March 8, 2019

dehydrated bunghole

A really dried up, pruny, anus

"i cant stop scratching my rough dehydrated bunghole"

by Tats Tyler October 13, 2013

dehydrated piss

Dehydrated Piss comes from West Virginia. Well, Its the skin color of one Brandon Kelly.

Look Ma' There goes that Dehydrated Piss Boy Brandon again.

by Soccertitties July 23, 2017

Dehydrated Water

Its dehydrated water, what else would it be stoopid

Dehydrated Water, it fills up the fastest the firs time

by Draco Thy Draco August 31, 2019

dehydrated seal

A word used to deceibe a person with an obnoxius laugh

Bro you be quiet you dehydrated seal!

by Tourtles1274 October 19, 2020

dehydrated

i need some fucking water

girl : i need some water

other girl : YASS ME TOO i’m so dehydrated

by mcilvaneyfanclub April 26, 2021