Deflection

a way for parents who do not know how to be parents to blame anything and everything for their failure to acceptably raise or discipline their children.

"My kid is fat so I am suing McDonald's. No, that is not deflection, it's really McDonald's fault."

by Sharkyire February 24, 2010

Deflection

Noun. The act of avoiding receipt of a compliment by changing the subject or playing coy

Brandon was so uncomfortable with his favor client's gesture that he made a joke, a true deflection

by TherapistsRock February 15, 2021

drama deflection

One who deflects their problems, using drama.

"That guy is constantly using drama deflection, instead of worrying about themselves."

by cocknbulls October 13, 2013

Danish Deflection

The rare occurrence when one intends to ejaculate in a girl's mouth but misses, hitting her cheek, but magically deflecting onto a danish nearby. This has actually occurred only once in the history of mankind, because no one likes to have sex with a danish watching.

The Ancient Greek Jepherus Koblias is the only person known to have experienced the phenomenon known as "the Danish Deflection," before danishes even existed. Wait, what?

by Dr. Morris Piston Wadsworth January 19, 2009

deflecting

What people do when they are afraid that people will judge them.
They pretend to be someone they're not so when people don't like them it doesn't bother them because, hey, it's not them.

a lot of mean people are just deflecting.

by Dummythicc May 3, 2020

cock deflector

A cock deflector is a female that is 1)a definite eye sore but also 2)someone that is repulsive in every sense of the word. They cannot maintain conversation or flirt in a manner that is normal. Rather, they try and acquire anything with a cock. Lastly, 3)They are dirty and probably spread STI's. Essentially, cock deflectors make guys (owners of cocks) run in the opposite direction, whenever they approach.

Man, that is bitch needs to get off my ass. What a fuckin cock deflector.

by Urban Dictionary June 4, 2004

Deflaction

noun I de•flac•tion I \di-ˈflak-shən\

when an educated person or professional gives one flack for not being intelligent or educated enough to be able to understand in order to deflect and avoid questions they don't know the answer to.

How does a magnet attract things to it exactly doctor?

Oh, you wouldn't understand. It is very complicated and without years of schooling you couldn't comprehend it.

Man, that guy has his PhD. in deflaction. See how he deflected the question and belittled me? Such a master deflactor.

by Dr. O. Life December 9, 2017