detinderized

The act of removing oneself from the Tinder population.

Alessia is taking things seriously with Jordan. She detinderized herself today.

by BeastialJohnson September 21, 2017

707 defender of justice

Best boy who hacks into everything in the name of justice

He'll protect you from any other hacker
He is secretly sad

MC: 707 defender of justice please help me
707: *suddenly appears in front of MC*
MC: i love you
707: I'm dangerous

MC: i love you anyways

~Good Ending~

by Some fellow Toast February 1, 2021

idf defender

someone in counterstrike decided to rename the galil and call it this. what a mistake and humiliation they have caused themselves

A:dude i don't have enough money for an idf defender.
B:Nigga what!?

by Shitastic December 26, 2004

friend definer

A dick who cannot follow rules and has too make editors lives even worse by constantly sending definitions about themselves or others they know.

A: I'm going to edit on Urban Dictionary.
B: Ok hope you don't run into any friend definers.

by UrbanGamer February 9, 2010

Windows Defender

By far the worst antivirus ever. The Windows defender dev team spent all of its project money on making their half baked peice of shit turn back on after you disable it, damn near impossible to delete, and requiring you to use registry data to disable it instead of making it good.

I turned off windows defender but the fucker turned back on by itself and deleted every program that tried to access any file

by big gunline December 21, 2020

postmodern Public Defender

Some poor schmuck was given the sad job of defending poor private fools against acts of larceny perpetrated by the entirety of the general public. He seldom has the integrity to look his client in the eyes because he knows the public always treads on the private.

The importance we place on justice can always be measured by the amount of resources given to the postmodern Public Defender in proportion to the amount of resources given to the Attorney General.

by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021

Plasma Defender

A fairly powerful, pistol like plasma weapon that uses energy cells as it's primary ammunition. It's found in Fallout New Vegas and is similar to the weapon obtainable in the original Fallout I and II (under the name "Plasma Pistol" in the first two games).

Fallout Addict: "Dude I just vaporized a Deathclaw with that plasma defender! WOO HOO!!!"

Bob: People still play fallout?

by thefalloutaddict July 22, 2011