Defecation Situation

A sudden and urgent need to drop a monster mud bomb out of your hind quarters.

Our first date was going fantastic, but then out of nowhere that burrito I ate reared its ugly head and I had a defecation situation on my hands.

by MaulerMMA October 10, 2013

defecation altercation

Essentially, a "shit fight". A defecation altercation is an expression of extreme anger and frustration. Occasionally, it may be synonymous with "shit fit", or the throwing of feces.

That's it, we're gonna' have a defecation altercation. Betch.

by anonyfawks August 5, 2010

grade deflation

The main thing that separates UChicago from Harvard. Well, that any an inferiority complex.

God, I wish I'd gone anywhere but UChicago. Due to grade deflation, the professor curved to a C- and my 99 on the assignment got curved down to an 86.

by Professor Bryce Hall April 27, 2021

THE EMBRYONIC MANIFESTATIONS OF DEFECATION

That intestinal rumbling that occurs at the most inopportune of times, and is unequivocally indicative of a loaf brewing inside your intestinal tract.

While driving down the interstate, there was no obvious reason to take a pit stop; however, after approaching the sign that read "Next Service Area - 24 miles," then the onset of intestinal distress occurred, as I passed the sign.
I clenched my ass cheeks as tightly together as my gluteal muscles would permit, rolled down the windows, turned off the heater and radio, and asked all occupants to "shut the fuck up" until these embryonic manifestations of defecation subsided. Unfortunately, this didn't happen, as I unleashed with a rectal fury and shit my drawers!

by weave December 9, 2003

Immaculate Defecation

Where one voids his or her bowels, only to find, by wiping one's anus, that no evidence of the event remains. Not as rare as immaculate conception, but still magical.

Cletus found, after taking a huge shit, that his first wipe was completely clean. "Hallelujah!" He exlaimed, "Immaculate defecation!"

by puppy hugger February 7, 2009

defecation

Another word for pooping. Also a type of vandalism unless it's done on the toilet.

A: I would like to get to your attention that someone has vandalized your lawn
B: It's defecation. I thought a dog took a dump in my lawn and I was just about to find and sue the owner of whatever dog pooped there.

by NHRHS2010 June 16, 2011

Defecation deficit

To not be able to take a shit; to be constipated.

Sorry, that was my digestion. I'm in the middle of a defecation deficit.

by maltar April 9, 2011