mentally decapitated

When your so slow it's like you don't have a head...

zookeeper525: Hey, you want to come hang out, SON?!

godlover: huh??? what you mean????

zookeeper525: WOW!!!! YOUR MENTALLY DECAPITATED!

by zookeeper525 March 14, 2009

Decapitated Communication

Communication not directly involving the head or, by extension, the body. This includes any form of internet chat aswell as, technically, letters. The significance of it is that the lack of emotion and tone inputs into decapitated conversations can cause serious miscommunications. A simple example is the difficulty of conveying sarcasm via writing. While not impossible, it is much more difficult than when talking to someone. Importantly, decapitated communication is not the same as long distance communication, as many luddites will have you believe. Video chatting, for instance, is not decapitated. Neither is simply talking on the phone. In both of these cases, there is direct input of the head - in the case of the phone, it is only voice but it is still sufficient to make communication much more seamless.

Emoticons were a noble attempt at overcoming the barriers of decapitated communication, despite achieving only limited success.

The limitations of decapitated communication make discussions about emotional situations, such as relationships, clumsy and often unsuccessful. It is because of decapitation that such conversations can often take a turn for the worse.

by The Recapitator January 14, 2012

decrapatate

something that is so unstable and falling apart that it looks crappy.

Stay clear of the decrapatated farm, it is a breath away from falling down.

by Saro Wraith January 4, 2011

Decrapitation

When you squeeze your anus mid-poop, cutting your dookie in half.

Sara is a master of decrapitation. She always leaves two, and sometimes three pieces of shit in the toilet!

by Hot Kyle January 28, 2015

Decrepitated

Slowly dying and decaying while alive especially if your name is Dave.

He is so decrepitated that Dave shit under the toilet. Decrepitatedly: the act of dragging people into your decrepitatedness such as shitting on or under the toilet..

by No more Dave February 1, 2018

Declapitated

When you're so high (or clapped ) that you can no longer feel your head.

Friend 1: *takes a massive bong rip*
Friend 2: yo, I'm fuckin Declapitated

by lil dookie stain November 6, 2020

Decapitated

Being shot never was anyone's idea of a good time, but at least most people who got shot still have a head afterwards.

The guy wasn't in good shape after getting shot, but look at what happened to the guy that got decapitated. He had a bad night.

by The Original Agahnim June 15, 2021