dandelion fairy 

When a person makes a wish on a dandelion, the dandelion fairy carries the wish to heaven.

I wished for a new phone, but apparently the dandelion fairy hasn't brought it to heaven yet.

dandelion fairy by FairyGuide.com January 24, 2009

Dandylion 

The act of ejaculating in a condom, removing said condom, puncturing a hole at the tip, then slapping a sexual partner(s) in the face with the condom.

Omg, after sex I dandylioned that whore Joanna!! There was cum everywhere!!!!

Dandylion by J. Mateos June 14, 2008

Dandelion 

A bastard blossom, a parasitic pansy, an annoying destructive weed which can be fermented into decent wine.

The word "dandelion" is derived from French, and means "lion's tooth" because of the dandelion's toothed leaves.

Dandelion by nethcev! August 24, 2006

dandelion 

The act of pinching someone's nostrils to cut off their air supply from their nose. At this point, the person will have to open their mouth to breathe. When this happens, the pincher urinates inside the unwillingly open mouth of the victim.

Yo, Dee gave Hilary a dandelion!

dandelion by Big L May 7, 2004

Dandelion Patch 

There are times when you're entering your partner from behind at which time she makes shat upon your curlies....at that time you both have entered the dandelion patch.

Bob: "you and Bertha were trashed last night" Steve: "You've got no idea....I was biting her back and she dropped me a fucking dandelion patch"

Dandelion Patch by Stank Deek June 1, 2013

Dandelioning 

When someone or thing pees the bed.

Did you just do a dandelioning

Dandelioning by Blueyso May 25, 2019

Dandelionmale 

Formerly known as @kangarootesticles on TikTok, Dandelionmale is one of the best tiktokers in history. With only 954k followers (and counting) they have been noticed by F’real, Inside edition, charlidamelio, benjikrol, addisonre, and some others. She has made 2 people delete their accounts. All of ‘radicaltok’ loves her. She had 300+ fanpages with amazing edits. Dandelionmale is commonly used in sentences usually referring to an account.

Hey have u heard of dandelionmale?!
who?
dandelionmale my page! ohhhh roasted.

Dandelionmale by toastergekko August 2, 2021