Diversity

Anybody and everybody as long as they are NOT Caucasian.

The NAACP is very diverse because of the low number of Caucasian members.

The NBA is very diverse because of all the black members.

The United Nations needs more diversity because there's too many white people.

by Jack Klompus May 18, 2016

Briggsy's Diversity Policy

Belief held by an individual belonging to several dozen minority groups that he should be treated as a superior being. Otherwise known as "a chip on each shoulder and three on the hunchback".

If I want to take the piss out of that ugly, disabled, blind, black lesbian with two fannies and three arseholes then I will.

Yeah, who gives a fuck about Briggsy's Diversity Policy?

by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 22, 2006

Diversity-Tourist

One who praises diversity while living in a monoracial town/neighborhood.

"If you claim to love diversity, yet live in a white-majority neighborhood, you're just a diversity-tourist."

by UD345 September 5, 2017

Queen's Diversion

Sexual act of performing cunnilingus on a woman while playing online mobile chess against her.
Although no specific position is required, we suggest the cellphone is placed on top of the woman's belly for an easier gameplay.

"My girlfriend is waaay better at chess than I am, so I had to perform the Queen's Diversion maneuver to win."

by Hypochondriac Bulldog February 15, 2022

politics of diversion

When politicians focus on issues that are controversial but in reality have little or no effect on most people in order to divert attention from more important issues they don't want to deal with

voter: "I'm unemployed and I just lost my health insurance, what are you going to do to fix the economy and make healthcare affordable?"

politician: "Well, we need to ban same-sex marriage and flag desecretion."

voter: "WTF?! What does that have to do with anything, stop the politics of diversion and tell me what you are going to do about the real problems facing this country!"

by Mr.Juan-derful August 14, 2010

The Daves

A Florida term for what you get after eating too much food, or ill prepared food. Usually occurs when in eating in a ghetto or white trash area. The Daves is a term for a massive, wet, nasty, squirty shit that you just can't control.

I ate some nasty ribs at woodys and within an hour I got the daves and shitted myself.

by tuner infante October 24, 2011

dauerschlaf

relentless sleeping because your life sucks and you can't avoid your problems any other way.

Exema was so distraught over her breakup and the impending cancellation of her premium cable subscription, she fell into dauerschlaf.

by P.J. Findley July 25, 2011