davidov

a small, circumcised penis, just reaching it's point where it is ready to begin reproducing.

you're almost ready to reproduce, your penis is looking rather davidov-ish.

by Lila Snitchule June 21, 2008

Davidoth

Davidoth may be a reference to the Electronica band (Davidoth), or Davidoth, "Ruler of the Universe", as known by his many "followers" the penar army.

1st Davidoth
Guy 1 - Hey bro wanna go see Davidoth tonight?
Guy 2 - Hell yeah, he's 10x better than darude.

2nd Davidoth
Guy 1 - Did you see Chuck Norris round house kick Jebus in the jaw?
Guy 2 - Yeah! He pulled a total Davidoth!

by Mountaindo September 2, 2010

Davidoff Eau de Toilette

After one lays a choddy, he scoops up the kaka and puts it in his distilling equipment to transform into a liquid perfume for his better half.

valentines day is approaching and 'dave' is wondering what to get 'amy' for a gift. It is especially hard for 'dave' as he struggles to put food on the table. As he sits on the toilet pondering about the love of his life he decides to get her a Davidoff Eau de Toilette as it is the cheapest and most sexually attracting gift for his lover 'amy'

by perfumedave January 25, 2014

Davidoff Camellia

When a male is receiving fellatio and he cannot hold back the climax. He spreads his seed and it replicates the blossoming of a Camellia flower. The recipient is usually unaware of the happenings and is normally pleased that the seeds have been soiled into the beds of her skin.

Dave: Amy this is so nice

Amy: yum glug glug mmmm

Dave: Im gonna cum

Amy: ah it feels so nice and warm

Dave: wow it looks like a flower

Amy: you gave me a Davidoff Camellia aha my skin is refreshed

by flowerdave January 25, 2014

Davidoff False Cobra

When a male snakes his mates because he's a paigon. He invites his bird to drinks before a party in which he was usually meant to attend with his closest mates. He is a snake. cunt.

Dave: Im taking amy for drinks before the party

Boys: cunt you snake

Dave: don't worry ill be there at 10

Boys: but you're a cunt

*dave still is not there at 11pm*

Boys: dave is a snake and a cunt

Dave: i was ill

Boys: cunt

Amy: i have hand cramp from tossing dave off so much

Dave: i am such a davidoff false cobra I'm such a smokey wanker

by iamasnake January 25, 2014

davidofsky

davidofsky is the number one dutch fortnite player in the world
people all over the netherlands know him because he is just the greatest
some call him davidofthesky wich is also his instagram name

hey do you follow @davidofthesky on instagram? it's davidofsky's instagram page

by davidofsky May 14, 2018

davidofsky

Also known as Davidofthesky
he is the #1 fortnite player in the entire world
you can follow him on @davidofthesky on instagram!

We are all of the sky
means: we are all slaves of davidofsky

by davidofsky April 23, 2018