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Got a date with the health inspector

Person 1:"Where is Preston?"
Person 2:"He got a date with the health inspector"
by Frixion fred March 17, 2019
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A Date With Rosie Palms

Guy A: Mark's been in there for a damn long time.

Guy B: Yeah, he had a date with rosie palms.
by Rosie Palms' pimp. December 16, 2011
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On a date kinda nervous

A phrase used by white girls on Snapchat while eating with their friend who they are in fact not dating.
Kim, let me take a picture of you for Snapchat with your trendy meal so I can

Caption it On a date kinda nervous !
by smileykylie2001 June 15, 2018
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Zombie Date

A date that has absolutely no meaning to at least one person partaking in it. This type of date is used in lieu of a usual romantic date. Its characterized by one person agreeing with everything the other person says, and trying their best to play the role of a good listener, a.k.a. the "Zombie" tactic. Their intent is to trick the other person into thinking they are are caring and attentive. The person does this in order to get laid and usually doesn't care about the other person's thoughts or feelings.
Oh my god, I can't believe Brian asked me out last night. He's so hot, I don't know what he could possibly see in me. I really hope it's not a zombie date.
by JJACK June 14, 2014
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Rape dated

When you are forced to date someone by your parents you do not like with the threat of being grounded
Friend:Why are you dating that chubby girl?
Me : my dad rape dated me.
Friend: sorry fam happens to the best of us
by Tryptophan Ted April 13, 2017
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man date

Two "straight" guys doing something that would be your standard date, eg going to a film, out for a meal.
JD: You know what, I'm going to take you out to night. We'll go for a meal, get a nice bottle of wine..
Turk: Dude, sounds like you're asking me out on a man date.
JD: Why are you so afraid of loving me?
by AJ_legend February 23, 2008
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Chili's Date

A Friday or Saturday (perhaps during the week if you're oh so cavalier) date that contains typically two cocky ass mother fuckers that think their the suavest assholes on the block. They waltz into Chilis restaurant and order some "tasty apps" and maybe go wild and have a cocktail. they proceed to split a twenty dollar shit ass meal thats been sitting under heat lamps and getting AIDS. then they do something fucking retarded like split a chocolate cake. why. just why. they think they are some pretty fucking cool kiddos, but in reality THEY NEED TO SUCK A DICK AND DIE
Emma: Sam, what do you want to do for your birthday?
Sam: OMG, let's have a Chili's Date! Jumbo dykes!!!
Emma: Do you have any self respect?

clearly not.
by SaMmMiStErBa! December 14, 2010
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